Ayatollah Hermione

It’s in our DNA this shit, I’m afraid. If it wasn’t him, it would be some other fucker on Monday

Aye, we’ve seen this script before

It was absolutely nailed on that Murphy would revert to type the minute the window shut

Nice for Brighton to get to sub that kid who should have been sent off. Cheers, ref

I’d be getting Krafth on here like. Schar is a disaster waiting to happen

Aye, Miley has been anonymous and him for Bruno seems the obvious change

You could definitely sell this ref magic beans

Also, every passing week it becomes very obvious why Howe was desperate for Guehi to replace Schar

What the fuck was going on with the throw at the end there? Anthony Taylor so piss poor that he nearly lost control of the game because of a throw in

Big day for those Brighton fans. Some of them have been supporting them since 2018

Absolute filth from Isak You could sell that in video in Sven’s Adult Books

Some penalty that. Much better than whatever the fuck his toe poke last weel was meant to be

Josh Widdecombe is on that shite Last Leg show and he’s not funny on that either

Bad crack from them to just assume the dog wanted in on it as well

Does anyone know if Liverpool have a big Champions League game coming up? Must be far bigger than our big game coming up

“The League Cup will be out the way soon” says “Fletch” about Liverpool’s Champions League campaign. Is NOBODY going to sort these two out?!

Far too easy. Our defence is like a mad wife’s shite

Quite like MacAllister and Bruno kicking lumps out of each other while a game goes on Good old Brazil and Argentina

No replays for that “coming together” there

Let’s hope that’s the kind of broken nose that will keep him out for a month or so

Not sure I fancy Osula to get anything but bullied by their centre halves. And if he does get any joy, Van Dijk can simply headbutt him and get away with it

Botman, Joelinton and Isak make us such a different team, mind. You’d think the final could be very different if they’re all back and flying

Hall has been excellent here. Someone should let those two fuckwits on commentary know

Dan Burn. 6 foot 7 standing up and 5 foot 10 when he’s jumping