Ayatollah Hermione

Some of our passing has been woeful here, like. So many slack and loose ones. Easy ones at that

Every time with that cunt.

Almost like having a massive points deduction is enough to give you a short blast of determination to get results or something

Expected more from Richarlison scoring against Everton. How dare he rein in his tendencies to be a total cunt

If we’re going off usual Mackem stats, that puts the real attendance at around 78 people

Actual children

Outstanding in Arrested Development too.

What I will say is that, when they do have a bad result, they seem to bounce back well enough. Whether or not that’s down to Ten Hag or not is a question but I wish they’d just bomb out and lose 4/5 off the belt so some proper questions get asked

You don’t get opportunities like that unless Mammy and Daddy know someone or are someone. Singer went to some 43k private school too. I think we have solved our conundrum

That’s never obscene moments of individual quality saving a mediocre team, is it? How does this keep happening?

Tindall taking the press conference as Howe is unwell. Brace for an absolute whirlwind of piss taking

Shove the whole fist up there if you’d like

Nobody gets a fucking thing at Anfield at the best of times so expecting it during Klopp’s “farewell tour” is madness

Having this Man City team up against Burnley is tantamount to cruelty. Sounds like it’s played behind closed doors as well. That famous atmosphere

Changed the thread title to something more respectful now that’s he fucking class

Been listening to Bill Ryder-Jones’ latest album a lot in the last week. Essential sad bastard music

Of course they’re coming off a 4-0 win

PSG are desperate to loan Ekitike out. Wonder if we’ll bury the hatchet with the fucker and bring him in

What a fucking performance that was. Hopefully this is the start of another Eddie Howe mega run

Honestly, man

It’s in times of such desperation that you cast an eye toward Danny Ings

Have we had any positive this season without an immediate negative following it?

Hard to imagine that a midfielder won’t even come in on loan but if hands are tied that badly, then it’s clearly best to wait until the summer. Says it all that Villa have made a bomb in player sales and now are being punished for buying well and competing at the top table. Everything working as intended

Now, be fair. They sold their striker to Southampton and didn’t bother replacing him properly. That’s the model in action

Glad it’s Blackburn like. Not sure I could be doing with the Hollywood bollocks down there. Especially as we’d probably fuck it up and get beat