Ayatollah Hermione

Fuck all in that big donkeys head to damage. For Willock, that must have been like heading a brick wall

Shit the bed, he hope he meant that

He’s absolutely right to take them both off. Isak’s goal aside, they’ve hardly put a foot right around the box

Would be halfway tempted to take Bruno off here. He’s outright refusing to play any easy pass

With the way our lads are attacking, I’ll be amazed if we score again so he better save it

And here we are, back again

Brilliant technique from Murphy there

Also, I think I prefer Tino at left back at times. Seems to have all the strengths of his defensive work but relishes getting forward more.

I’d be livid as well. Isak Refused to pass him it when he was clean in, rounded the keeper to take it himself and passed it when he was offside Double whammy of not helping out

Isak finally scores, despite his best efforts

Been looking at going to Bilbao (not because of this nonsense) either this year or next so I’ll be sure to head down to the museum and corroborate

Good to see we’ve finally broken them. Heartbreaking play-off loss as we secure Champions League football next, please

You’re off your fucking head if you think this lot will ever go further left. I’m sorry, like. Starmer is a proven shyster who backtracks on everything he says. If there was an election tomorrow, I’d wipe my arse with the paper

Remember when they were definitely signing Harry Kane every year for £200 million until he went to Germany instead

Once Trippier, Wilson, Kelly, Targett et al are off the books, that frees up a wedge for Isak. He’s staying, lads

Imagine having the majority that this lot have and gleefully using it to actively ruin the lives of the worse off in the country. If we thought that the Tories had committed political suicide, I’d hate to know what this is. The kind of shit that drags people to either side of the politics divide and I’d absolutely bet my life on it that more people head further right

I’ve been laughing a bit about the rumours linking him away again. I think it’s high time that these lads in the press and the media realise that the tide is very much shifting away from “United” and their ilk who think they have unlimited pulling power from the rest of the plebs in the league. Isak is at a club which, to be perfectly honest, has done more to reach their ambitions in the last 2 seasons than the “big six” have done in 5-10 years. You can probably exclude Liverpool since they’ve been successful but that team is also at the end of its run and now the manager has a massive rebuilding job on his hands. Isak plays for a club that is positioned to bring in players around him in the summer, has a manager that absolutely gets the best of out him, plays to everyone’s strengths and he’s just lifted a pot. Come May, he could be back playing Champions League football next season. Unless he wants to drastically increase his pay packet, he’s going nowhere IMO. And having said that, I reckon we could probably stretch to give him an obscene wage as well tbh.

I shouldn’t laugh because that kid will never sleep again but what are the odds

Genuinely quite impressive how much his kite ballooned over his managerial career. Salad dodging cunt

Was mates with Bob Dylan and George Harrison. Damn the Torpedoes is good but aye, it’s all a bit samey

There’s got to be a bus parade, man. I’m planning on being dangled out a window upstairs in the Percy for it

Nice to have it confirmed that Graeme Jones basically kept us up when he came in the door. There’s another one who has massively earned this current success. Was basically managing the side for that fat cunt

Hope he doesn’t start taking after the gambling addict we’ve got in the middle

The Chinese have hacked Gemmill’s account. Too much buying shite off Temu

Free tickets but 10 quid a hot dog and 3 quid for a can of pop. Plenty coin to take in there that you wouldn’t get off a bus parade. And that’s the reality sadly