Ayatollah Hermione

I can’t stand those dweebs who want to keep players around because they seem canny. If it was up to them, Sammy Ameobi would still be getting his game

At least results like this will help Howe realise what it is he needs in the summer.

Fucking hell, let’s just get to the bastard summer

Surprised he’s actually watching it for a change

Don’t tell me, they’re rugby fans?

Karaoke in the Excelsior is SPECTACULAR. I can say that from experience

Can anyone lip read?

We look desperate for this season to be finished tbh. Half of them look wrecked

What a pass from Longstaff. The kind of vision that gets you a 4 year deal

Get ASM on the right, man. Cancelo has the freedom of the pitch ffs

Chris Woodenhead

Lol @ them letting Krafth take the pummelling before Trippier comes back next week

Speaking of twisting bastards, I see the Southampton fans have turned on Fraudy Ralph. Would love to see the back of him and his little fucking gloves. Total shit merchant and another one who only opens his mouth to moan on.

Probably. He’d twist on 21, the daft cunt.

Fuck me

He’s a total fucking helmet. If he’s not annoyed by teams having the cheek to try and beat them, he’s whinging on about the fixture list. Mate, if you want to win 4 trophies, the games are going to pile up, you camel gobbed knob jockey. The cunts win 98% of their games, VAR bends over backwards to help them, the press do nothing but gush over him and it’s still not enough

Send them Saint-Maximin next season. Might just be what he needs

Moving the goalposts I see. You’re becoming like Leazes. You’re lucky Ant isn’t here to infect your computer with spyware

Aye, we should have kept Hendrick to lay them on for him like at Burnley

We've seen all this before. I want to see them break new ground. As we’re having our first enjoyable season in about a decade with a team full of exciting young talent helmed by a talented young coach, I want the duality of them being filled with cast-offs and journeymen, getting walloped by Millwall under the helm of a bloke who looks about 15 years older than he actually is. For 4 month until it turns rotten in the stands and he’s replaced with the next poor sod. Culminating in a nasty relegation. Maybe throw in some more calamity at board room level, Billy Storey possibly getting some level of ownership, Keane knocking them back again, that’s good cooking. I’d even welcome Pickford just to melt their brains

What was he doing playing for them in 2014?! Emergency loan job

Starting to think that the funniest outcome would be their promotion and subsequent wild celebrations only for it to be followed by a humiliating season of defeats. Them ending up back in League One would be outstanding. Just that little sliver of hope extinguished in an instant

How bad was that defending? and he still nearly missed

That half of them immediately scrunched up and just threw onto the pitch. What the fuck is wrong with them?

Absolutely cannot wait to see this flag display