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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. Ayatollah Hermione
    Well, maybe Arteta should have signed some older heads to see the season through if this PROJECT was as nailed on a success as everyone seems to think it is
  2. Ayatollah Hermione
    In 5 month, we’ve beat just about the entire bottom half, got results against most of the top half and have now pissed on the chips of Arteta and his PROJECT. Pacqueta, Phillips and some £45 million mad dog striker to come in the summer. Good luck everyone else
  3. Ayatollah Hermione
    Sky giving Spurs credit for our performance now, fuck me
  4. Ayatollah Hermione
    Arsenal: shite. These Sky boys better get used to giving us credit because we are going to rip the piss next season
  5. Ayatollah Hermione
    These playing with one centre half?
  6. Ayatollah Hermione
    Gary Neville will say any old shit because he loves the sound of his own voice. He’s the only one like
  7. Ayatollah Hermione
    We’re kicking the fuck out of these fantastic
  8. Ayatollah Hermione
    If this is what Howe is planning for next season, only with better players, time to fire up the wanking spanners
  9. Ayatollah Hermione
    Nice to see Maxi back to his best. Torturing their right back so badly that he pulls his calf
  10. Ayatollah Hermione
    Everton staying up is looking very likely a case of delaying the inevitable
  11. Ayatollah Hermione
    I’m sure that Mark Noble walked straight off the pitch and right into a black cab. Everyone gathered waving their flat caps as he departed into the sunset
  12. Ayatollah Hermione
    I was fucking banjoed last night and by extension, this morning Sorry, Ewerk for attempting to drag an entire nation through the mud based on absolutely nothing
  13. Ayatollah Hermione
    I have been kicked off the UKs community outreach to Ireland team. I will not be making a statement at this time
  14. Ayatollah Hermione
    Send Enya to Eurovision next time. If you can get her out the coven. What a fucking cheek. Send Bono and he can take The Edge and his fucking endless delay pedal. Oooh, vertigo, it’s a fucking joke. I’m off to bed, what was I angry about again? I can’t remember
  15. Ayatollah Hermione
    Maybe you can for a power trio of lads that WERENT fiddled by kids but still had it in them to learn an instrument. Actually, maybe that was Thin Lizzy. And even they were crap
  16. Ayatollah Hermione
    Should have tried sending the Pogues or the 5 best musicians that aren’t soaked with whiskey this week and can still form coherent sentences.
  17. Ayatollah Hermione
    Second to literally everyone else in Europe and our public votes were in the upper echelon but…NICE TRY BITCH. Sorry that Ireland’s latest female Roman Keating got nowhere.
  18. Ayatollah Hermione
    Total sympathy vote. Eurovision council out
  19. Ayatollah Hermione
    Are we going to do this? The spirit of Brexit powers us on
  20. Ayatollah Hermione
    Harry Styles heals all borders
  21. Ayatollah Hermione
    Who knew that just writing a copycat version of the most popular pop star in the world would result in some success?
  22. Ayatollah Hermione
    We’re fucking pissing it
  23. Ayatollah Hermione
    MIKA ffs! We can probably hold Meenzer responsible for this tbh
  24. Ayatollah Hermione
    My word, she could raise the Dead Sea
  25. Ayatollah Hermione
    Not to take away from the outrageous Latina boiler but Portugal’s song was wayyyyyy too accomplished to be in Eurovision. Those harmonies were outstanding
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