Ayatollah Hermione

Think I said similar at the time and got met with people saying “LEAST THEY R DOING SUMTHING” even though nobody could tell me what. Backslapping shit from people who love the sound of their own voice

As if everyone didn’t know already, Everton have just put themselves firmly in the small time camp with all this carry-on. Definitely the actions of the biggest club to ever wear blue and be managed by Marco Silva that may have potentially been relegated

Any chance you can find some way he can click his fingers and have it all be sorted by tomorrow morning though?

These last few pages have been a real rollercoaster. Gemmill has went through all five stages of grief in record time

"And son, this is where we see that, compared to last storytime, the Big Bad Wolf's XH is skyrocketing with the amount of houses he managed to blow down"

Probably a shite attempt at edgy crack if it's anything like the rest of Twitter.

I knew that absolutely none of them would even consider the idea of having a pint anywhere. Just warm cans out of a bag.

Would accept that on a loan deal. Give Dubravka some decent competition in theory but I’m yet to be convinced by Henderson, like

I’m very much in the mindset of kicking back and enjoying the ride, seeing these players come in and watching the club grow but they can fuck right off with Bamford

I see Villa are sniffing around the same players as us again. I think they’re about to get a hard dose of reality

Ramsey Anyone got Paul Merson’s number? I think he said he’d be the best signing we could have made in January. Not a good week for his predictions

The difference here is that, based on my extensive scouting of this game and the West Ham game, I am correct

We’d batter both Rangers and Frankfurt. Get us in the Europa League, we’ll piss it

Not a chance that lot will go for a drink in London pubs. Some public park in London is about to have a red and white tidal wave of Skol drinking bamps

I can’t see a timeline where he isn’t signing tbh. You don’t do this sort of shite on social media if there’s not something in the works; could have easily just kept quiet but he’s kicking about posting pictures of bridges. He knows the crack

I've never known a bloke mention other bloke's cock sizes as much as Stevie did. He'd be talking about some central midfielder and would just casually bring it up, all hypothetically but with absolutely no relevance to the matter at hand.

http://12ft.io Just for you

Even Howe directly answered a question about his relationship with Bruno the other day which suggests there's something there as well.

Helps that he's had a little run of games as well, I suppose. Then again, he could have got a run under Bruce, I can't really remember but playing weekly under him doesn't really count.

Of course Fish shows up in the second one

Just cut the losses with Lewis. The Lewis Losses. He’s not going to get the consistent game time he needs to actually improve if we sign two left backs so just flog him. There’s no time for hoping we realise his potential when we’re shopping in another supermarket altogether

God forbid they admit that Arsenal came across a good side backed by a proper atmosphere and came unglued. If they think it’s bad now, wait until Man United rock up next season. They barely escaped by the skin of their teeth in December, imagine if they’d had to play us in the last couple of month, it would have been a massacre

Remember when we got taken over by PIF and the boys and we all dreamed about good times but there was always that doubt that we’d Newcastle it up and there wouldn’t be good times and it would all go west? Crisis well and truly swerved Here we fucking go

When’s the last time we played that well? I can only think of when we twatted Man United 3-nowt with the Cabaye free kick. Just total control from start to finish

Home form will be imperious next year. If the away form is anywhere close, it’s going to be a total domination of 75% of the shit in this league. Hurricane Howe is coming, board the windows up