Ayatollah Hermione

Seriously, not a clue between them.

Hope to see a CB come in. I like Williamson (especially alongside Colo) but if he goes down, we're looking dodgy. A younger player who will be willing to wait and develop as a squad choice might not be a bad option. Not seen a lot of Tomkins but he seems to fit that mould; it's not the worst idea.

Fucking hell, Jonas mustn't have fancied going to Blackburn again either. Don't blame him. Hero.

Making no assumptions on quality of this based off these two dumplings on the radio tbh.

Anyone got a radio stream? The one on the BBC site isn't allowed to be played online for some reason.

Love Parky's random little posts like this

at that Alan Smith article. Nice of Pardew to try and let him down gently but Smith is clearly too thick to decipher it.

Would think Gosling gets some gametime but I imagine he'll play Vuckic or Abeid in central midfield over him. Best and Ben Arfa should be playing as well and I'd keep Santon and Ryan Taylor where they were on Wednesday.

Exactly. People want Ben Arfa to play because of reputation, goal against Everton and the idea that one player will be good enough to pick apart any side. Pardew got it perfect on Wednesday, as he has done a fair bit this season.

Liverpool's scouting and transfer policy is mental.

Supoib. Cabaye is a Geordie

make them listen to decent music so it wont be a bother

that one? Nar but that's a mint one anyway, cheers. It's a picture of him on his knees, team rushing to celebrate and the crowd going mental.

Anyone got the picture of Cabaye celebrating by the corner flag thats been posted around Twitter?

That's sound, cheers. Just some general tips like doing squats etc is a help. I haven't the foggiest how to go about this sort of thing.

Best striker in the world

I'll accept your apologies in due time

Ketsbaia basically summed it up on Twitter: "NUFC to get spanked, HBA to be benched and the DJ to play "Like a Virgin" pre-match"

I still maintain Sven's Adult Books should have, at least, an advertising hoarding. Maybe this new sex-based branding can help that.

4-3-3 So, the opposite of this post

Bad crack to shove one of them off each week IMO. What if they don't keep it up? Some right units on there though, man alive.

Got Gene Wilder's autobiography since I've been meaning to buy it for ages and he's funny as fuck. Got all of Cormac McCarthy's books on the Kindle so going to start with Blood Meridian or maybe one of No Country for Old Men or The Road since I've seen the films.

Cheers, Rocky.

Yeah I'll take anything thanks, drop me a PM! I'll check out those reccomendations, see the thing I was worried about when I began to look for historical books was that the authors would have skewed it to their biases as you say. Who is the least skewy historian? Sorry, keep forgetting about this. I like Roberts as a European historian and I've dug out one of his books covering 1860-1945 which I'll send along but you might have to put up with some of my dodgy annotations. I'll send you a PM in a bit.

Gloom, I'm getting an exercise bike to couple with running and drumming to shift some weight and generally stay healthier and trimmer so wouldn't mind any assistance with exercise plans or even diet tips. Looking to cook more food over next year but have no idea where to start besides "not eating a load of shit"