Ayatollah Hermione

I wasn't seriously considering it like but aye, I imagine. I'd be no good at flogging people anything like that anyway and don't have the brass neck to just knock on people's doors and ask for things.

Hughes appointed this morning. Bus parking as we speak.

Saw that job advertised last night funnily enough (charity fundraiser was how it was put) and almost considered applying until I realised that I hate when I get them knocking on my door and it's a scummy way of getting people to donate really. They reckoned it was 7 quid an hour to just potter about knocking on doors but I'd just gan to the pub and go back saying nobody donated.

Take it from CT, clearly been at it a number of times. Buy some BBQ equipment as well to mask it.

Instant classic

Reality of his move away from NUFC has become all too apparent IMO. Fading into obscurity compared to his status up here. BTW, Stevie, I like how the first thing you done with your new account was fawn over Tavernier's cock

What do you like? We're here to help, dear.

@yourservice is clearly the best poster on this forum.

Summer is going to be the squeaky bum time.

Ironically, I can't empty my box. Will have it cleared by this evening, am off to buy a new suit, so it will have to wait (a lucky blue one if anyone gets the reference). Just lovely.

Good luck to your mother. Getting well into this atm, wtf is up with Kist's face when he's throwing?

We should have their corpses stuffed and give them their own 3 bedroom house as a testament to our glorious melting pot.

A slap on the wrist and bumped to the top of the council housing list.

Trophyshy hated it btw, Craig But I agree with you, I thought it was very good once you realised it wasn't going to be 40s GTA. Felt like a big budget point and click adventure game made by the cast of Mad Men. Craig, have you tried playing the Assassin's Creed games? The story and plot is canny ridiculous but there's plenty of things to do and it gets more in-depth and refined as the series goes on.

In Toontastic folklore, is Fop still Raoul Moat or is he considered to be Purple Aki now?

You alright this morning mate? Aye, had a kip last night and it's helped, cheers. Just relaxing for a bit before next couple of busy days

A gym in the same place I work would be excellent. I'd come out looking like The Rock after 6 weeks.

I was getting retweets all over the place last couple of days. Bow before me.

Well, if that's the case, they should ask me. I can be a right little mouthy cunt with no respect for my peers either.

why do they always ask Harry Redknapp about other clubs? Who gives two fucking tosses what that tart thinks? There should be a weekly reminder how Mourinho ripped his arse apart last season in the CL just in case people think he's going to do anything with the England job.

Dreamt last neet that Blackburn were playing on our behalf because we couldn't make it but they got knocked out by the Mackems. The other night, I dreamt we win it with a Nile Ranger winner. Pick your poison.

Well, playing Shola this time worked as he was very good but that doesn't mean he should get ANY CREDIT for playing him over my favourite player who is absolutely not making my arguments irrational and not worth listening to. Ben Arfa would have overhead kicked the flick straight into the top corner.

I wouldn't mind seeing Ryan Taylor on the right with Ben Arfa in number 10 role and I reckon that's what we'll see. Shola up top.

Hughes will bring them some stability and make them quite hard to beat but they've got some really key players out for this.

Aye, used to be canny for a while but I remember them just starting out in Grainger Market and their pre-owned games used to be taken in any condition and their return policy was to take owt back and not test it.