Ayatollah Hermione

Fucking get in, Burn. He’s definitely become more dangerous at attacking corners this year. At the cost of everything else

Was just thinking that. For all the talk about someone replacing Longstaff, it’ll be Miley that makes way when/if a midfielder comes in

“Gives us something to talk about” says Lee Dixon. Maybe try talking about the 22 players playing football, you fucking shithead. Some of them are quite good at it.

Plenty of debate there. 30 seconds of unanimous agreement that it wasn’t a handball

“There’s plenty to debate about that goal” No, there fucking isn’t! Every time I’ve seen MacAnuff, he’s fairly switched on so hopefully he destroys that narrative they’re trying to sow.

I can understand wanting linos to put the flag up in cases where players could get hurt but asking for it when Murphy was in 20 yards of space is a bit much. The boring cunt

ITV have precedent in wanting cup upsets though. They’ll be desperate for Fulham to pull it off so they can have two in one day #zaza

Just wait until the Euros. Fond memories of Johnathan Pearce being completely baffled by goal-line technology until about 2 weeks into the 2018 World Cup

Get the fuck in. Even sweeter as it’s so richly undeserved

Buckle in for a 10 minute check here

Mind, despite being surprised at their rotation, it’s working because they’ve got the legs to do the press which they wouldn’t otherwise. Knocking us right out of any rhythm Fucking Clive just took the words out my mouth

Howe must be praying to every God on Earth that Miggy can fetch him £25 million for a midfielder

Bruno been up all night shagging to get baby 3 out before baby 2 has even been born

Think Tonali made sense tbh. Especially with the elephant in the room regarding Bruno possibly leaving. It’s a very Ashworth tactic: get the replacement for the star at the club before the star leaves in the first place. As for Barnes, I think the idea was to see plenty rotation down the flanks between Barnes, Gordon, Almiron and Murphy with Gordon potentially stepping into CF when needed. Don’t think you can underestimate just how much all of Howe’s plans have probably been torpedoed so far. Do agree Livramento should get more time like. But maybe Howe thinks Burn may get back to form with a settled run of games? Fair to say Tino is the future though. Also, you’ve lost versatility in Anderson and Willock which doesn’t help in the slightest. I think if you avoid the injury crisis, nobody is really questioning the summer window tbh. It’s just been massively unlucky

I’m surprised that these have rested so many. They must be fucked after the Liverpool game. Time to put that Ream through his paces

Something quite funny about Luton being Everton’s bogey team. Mind, they’d better not be ours as well

You almost half want Sunderland to win. Only because their fans are willing them to lose

I hope there’s a burgeoning Nederbeat revival scene in Luxembourg. Or whatever they listen to in Belgium

I can’t recall too much funny happening to them last season really. Other than losing to Luton in the play-offs but it wasn’t as much of a car crash as previous years. Season 4 though. That’ll be some viewing

Maidstone through so that’s Man United’s next home tie sorted

And they wonder why their team accomplishes fuck all

£15 an hour plus shift allowance for lates at Nissan?

Fulham boycotting because of ticket prices today, apparently. Must be too cheap and the riff raff are getting in

Everyone sussed him quickly but it doesn’t stop him

Let’s hope the door doesn’t hit his teeth on the way out