Ayatollah Hermione

Shove the whole fist up there if you’d like

Nobody gets a fucking thing at Anfield at the best of times so expecting it during Klopp’s “farewell tour” is madness

Having this Man City team up against Burnley is tantamount to cruelty. Sounds like it’s played behind closed doors as well. That famous atmosphere

Changed the thread title to something more respectful now that’s he fucking class

Been listening to Bill Ryder-Jones’ latest album a lot in the last week. Essential sad bastard music

Of course they’re coming off a 4-0 win

PSG are desperate to loan Ekitike out. Wonder if we’ll bury the hatchet with the fucker and bring him in

What a fucking performance that was. Hopefully this is the start of another Eddie Howe mega run

Honestly, man

It’s in times of such desperation that you cast an eye toward Danny Ings

Have we had any positive this season without an immediate negative following it?

Hard to imagine that a midfielder won’t even come in on loan but if hands are tied that badly, then it’s clearly best to wait until the summer. Says it all that Villa have made a bomb in player sales and now are being punished for buying well and competing at the top table. Everything working as intended

Now, be fair. They sold their striker to Southampton and didn’t bother replacing him properly. That’s the model in action

Glad it’s Blackburn like. Not sure I could be doing with the Hollywood bollocks down there. Especially as we’d probably fuck it up and get beat

Had the draw been made after the game tomorrow night, I’d be fairly certain that Blackburn could see off Wrexham. Now that Wrexham know that a home tie against us is on the cards, they will absolutely beat Blackburn and we’re going to get yet another banana skin away tie. This time with fucking Hollywood recording every move if anyone can point me to any team having a harder run of cup draws than this, I’ll be amazed

Wouldn't surprise me if he thought Jimenez’ Liu Kang KO Kick to Longstaff was a harsh sending off tbh

And off to bounce around various European “sleeping giants” for the next 10 years while Klopp brings the inhalers back to Barcelona

Really not sure what the two clowns on the mics were trying to get across tbh. Just a totally bizarre read of a game. Not sure what the agenda even was

That Cairney chance was “the best chance either side has had” somehow ignoring the actual tap-in Dan Burn scored

Can tell we’re cruising when the old classics come out

Incredible bias. Well, I think the game needs another Newcastle goal so kiss my plums, Lee

I did miss that but the idea we’ve been starved of a cup run unless you ignore the massive one last year is canny laughable either way

Did that fucking idiot just say we haven’t seen a cup run because of COVID?!!! Did last seasons cup final not happen? This is embarrassing commmentary

Fucking get in, Burn. He’s definitely become more dangerous at attacking corners this year. At the cost of everything else