Ayatollah Hermione

Tight one, this

I’m off until the 2nd now, except for an absolutely pointless fucking mini shift on the 29th. Went out with the lads from graft for a couple after we finished early (12:30 AM) and am now in the doghouse since I didn’t come in until 11PM with a dead phone and having made no attempt to get in touch with my lass. Step into Christmas, Step into Christmas 🎶

Quiche is fucking class. Especially when it’s as thick as a brickie’s wrist.

Only problem is that Gemmill hasn’t shown any of the wit or charm that Pearson does in his videos

Just like they wanted £75 million for Gordon

Trippier was getting into the Christmas spirit by gifting that fucking useless cunt a nice confidence boost so I’m sure he is grateful

Trippier definitely needs a few weeks out of the side, like. You just have to look at Maguire to see what persisting with lads in that kind of situation can do. You have Livramento and Krafth. Burn and Hall can cover the left hand side with Botman coming back

Actually, it isn’t at all reactionary. Cruising and that fucking idiot pressed self destruct. And that’s before the penalty. Bramble would be proud

Might be reactionary but that’s 100% on Kieran Trippier tbh

Mind, we’re crying out for Barnes and Murphy back. These two wingers are on fumes. If we get a second, I’d be getting Hall on for Gordon ahead of Saturday

These aren’t much cop but fuck me, what a frustrating half. 70% of it is this ref who, without VAR, is simply out of his depth. And a total homer to boot. That’s two dirty tackles they’ve got away that had everything to do with hurting our players and nothing else

Beyond excited for Ritchie and Trippier to come on for the pens

Im sure they can knock it into some kind of luxury flat with enough effort

If Ashworth does leave, the structure he’s put in place is probably the most important thing he’ll leave behind. Our new lot have a good track record of hiring people, what’s Michael Edwards doing these days?

It’s a joke about the Surf Cafe, absolute pisstake. Especially considering Brack Burger is in there and it’s fucking unreal

This is fucking nailed on btw. It’s been that sort of month

All I can picture is Mrs CT taking pity on him like Paddington

I read about 300 pages of TBIR on a plane once and it was interesting enough, though took a bit of persistence to get going. Clearly incredibly well researched, much like his Olympics book. Maybe too comprehensive

My mate lost about 400 quid Not a Nissan employee but in the automotive trade so it may have been targeted to lads of that vocation

And all it took was one man’s crippling gambling addiction.

Unbelievable how they can’t grasp why that display might be knocked on the head. Their desperation to be laughed at by an entire country is unmatched

Gemmill a flat track bully tbh. Doesn’t have the minerals to put his reputation on the line in the tight games

Reading between the lines with what Howe said about Hall, it could be an attitude issue. “It’s up to him” was quite a telling way to phrase his answer

If Krafth had scored that screamer, I’d have laughed my cock off

Bruno so happy for Miley that he was crying, I think