Ayatollah Hermione

Dreyfus is trying to say he knew nothing about it but it’s been planned for weeks https://x.com/SPEZIAL73/status/1743005639687729611?s=20

At everything that has transpired there today. Nothing like making our lives easier and massively aggravating your fans in the process

Wasn’t the head physio on very long paternity leave which could be a very serious personal issue for him? I notice it hasn’t taken long for the lads who love to bathe and revel in bad news long to fly to their usual conclusions about fucking everything again

What I like is that he’s clearly put his weight in stones down in the age column and everyone is having to go along with it

Breaking news: everything is the same as it was before

Nearly watched that on NYE but I decided to drink German lager and hammer YouTube long after the bells had sounded. Great night

Mourinho gives you a decent spell to start and then it all goes to shit and he leaves a massive mess for the next bloke. And that first year isnt even a guaranteed trophy anymore. The idea is for sustained progress and trophies, not chasing a one off

The solution to intense games is rotation which we haven’t been able to do since about August. Suppose you could argue that the intense press is a cause of more injuries but our numbers seem especially high

Our inability to stop any sort of counter attack is a worry against a team whose only talent is doing that tbh. Regardless of their level

Anyway, I’m off to bed instead of committing to this inevitable annoyance. God speed

Wilson is a complete sick note and he’s only going to get worse. A striker in this month has to be made a priority along with the midfielder

Happy New Year for later on, boys. I’ll almost certainly be asleep because it’s a shite night for part timers so see you next year!!!!

Aye, a triumphant return where his goals get them out the shit and a big money move to Spurs/Chelsea/Arsenal in the summer would be my guess.

Replaced their striker with a lad who can’t score and their keeper with a lad who can’t make a save. We should have seen it coming really

They’re desperate for Howe to get sacked seemingly because he won’t speak out against a regime that they didn’t speak out against until October 2021 and they only speak out against while also covering the Saudi transfers in excruciating detail

Connor Gallagher is very lucky he plays for England. He managed to avoid a booking for blatantly kicking the ball away and another for a cynical foul on the halfway line and that was just the last 5 minutes

Le Tissier dying to go down there and give Sunak some chat about vaccines

An absolute killer one-two punch on Dave there

Mate, he plays for Pep. I’m 95% sure he’s fit. Even if it is PED fuelled

Phillips would be a huge boost to a midfield that is really struggling atm

Will be interesting to see what nonsense unfurls in their favour this time

He was only a chef

My mate suffers with them and it’s at the point where he’s going to need brain surgery to remove the benign tumour that’s causing them. Something like a 98% success rate but increased a bit more because it isn’t keyhole. Going to be a worrying day or so when he goes in for it but hopefully, when they’re rummaging in his brain meat, they can switch off what makes him a miserable cunt

Merry Christmas to everyone. Especially PLs middle niece

Shopping all done and dusted for me. What isn’t though is FUCKING WRAPPING. I despise it to my very core