Ayatollah Hermione

Redhead opposite me last night with mint chebs. Werent massive, just a good set of crowd pleasers. She definitely noticed me looking like, filthy bitch.

They fit reet tight arund the arse like. Much like Paul Wyn.

Posting to see what mine is.

Toontastic will mob at the drop of a shoe. I have my pitchfork ready for prodding Wyn.

Paul Wyn doesn't appreciate the music discussion not turning to S Club 7

Ain't no doubt, it's plain to see. This thread really has come full circle considering The Smith's music was highly associated with paedophilia in the early days and wronguns. what?

Obviously a bit weak in the tackle if The Winner Takes it All is to be believed.

Fortunately for me I have him on Facebook, very insightful page I'll have you know. He is currently on an aeroplane on his way to Alucdia I'm sure you're happy to hear. 1. I am on a plane to Alcudia 2. I am watching Cars 3. I am trying to open a bag of peanuts. Who they trying to keep out of these things? etc

Again, and I know its only you tube, but I think some of his touches on the ball and decisions look quite promising for 19 / 20 year old or however old he was when the video was shot. Compare it to the total lack of control or decision making from Ranger. Difficult to do when you're being pressured by the likes of Rio Ferdinand and Nemenja Vidic rather than Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson tbh.

Newcastle/Fulham is a game destined to be shite. I can't recall a good one.

Paul Wyn meets Richard Fairbrass. "I'm too sexy for this shirt" exclaims Wyn, resulting in uncomfortable forced laughter. Wyn removes shirt resulting in uncomfortable police cell.

Am tripping off that. Saw that same pattern on my gran's shower curtain

Paul wearing a gigantic Magic Eye puzzle there.

Beloved reader Trophyshy sent this in.

And aye, Milner was at Villa. Think it was late 08. Beresford only ever played for the B Team and I think you've got them all. Someone keep it going.

Tiote actually won us the game because in my mind, Super Leon Best got the two he should have.

:lol:

Greggs Burger King Pizza Hut

Deano busts out a children's whiteboard with FM chalkboards on it. Fellow diners unimpressed.

The content of Gejon's nuts are currently in Gejon's own mouth.

16, sorry.

17 players who received an England call-up while playing for the Toon in the Premier League era. Doesn't need to be their first call-up, just a call-up.

He'll even go for more than £15mil if you ask me. If a team like Liverpool come along, they'll pay stupid money.

That wouldn't be taken from reputable sources in newspapers talking about Neil Taylor, would it? And he's still vague