Ayatollah Hermione

Who's the unfortunate chap in the middle?

Can't say I can complain too much about this, as long as he's not our first choice next year. He's certainly a better option than Ryan Taylor at RB.

I'm usually a bit corned beef for a while after I wake up on a morning; I'm guessing that means I need syringed?

"Deluded Geordies Rub Off On Unassuming Spaniard" So to speak

I'm amazed you're still here when I'm the only one that's paid you any attention.

indeed.

Wykikitoon, what do you think of Jermaine Beckford?

I'm surprised he can still get up to do those overhead kicks.

Well, I want Penelope Cruz to come round and give me blowjobs and steak but it's just not realistic, Chris.

Being a dirty student, I love it. It means I can be zany and start building snowmen.

"A close pal" This is supposed to be a newspaper! "Pal" ffs.

Aye. That or "Why have you thrown me down a pit, you fucking arsehole?'

Be warned; playing this with 4 players is a sure-fire way to lose friends.

Not nearly rusty enough for my liking

Well, that sounded fucking exhilarating.

He'd be one of the first names I'd target, which means we'll go through next season with Ryan Taylor at RB again. I don't see owt wrong with keeping Simpson on as a back-up. There's no way Ashley will finance the whole new team that we need so we may as well grasp some squad depth while we can.

Bring back Luque, I say.

one time, me and the laaaaaaaaads smashed da fuck out of a pub

Awful. First half was decent but jesus, that second half was depressing. We desparately need something more in midfield.

Bit harsh considering he's done a canny job.

Howay man, do you think anyone in this thread has read anything on the background regarding the subject? why change the habits of a lifetime??? :icon_lol: Well it is a bit late for that at your age I suppose. Ouch

My first thought as well. The rest of the country acts like we haven't had the piss ripped out of us by those in charge for most of the last decade. Also, I still thought Butt was incredibly poor when actually in possession. Fair play to him for trying something a bit different compared to the rest of our midfield's play but he's just not good enough to split defences with pitch perfect passing.

I can only assume we spent all of our day off eating Roses since the movement was even more non-existant than usual.

It's only been a year since they released their debut. They've hardly disappeared anywhere if they're writing stuff.