Ayatollah Hermione

Nobody is doubting that; he's just not the man to kick these players up the arse and correct the wrongs. What's even worse is that there's nobody out there who would take the job that could.

The wheels are well and truly off.

If I wasn't so incredibly drunk right now, I'd take offence at this.

We need to come at them and lash their bollocks. For a supposed "Premier League quality" side, we've often looked totally ineffective away from home, save Ipswich.

Not a surprise at all and Hughton has even himself acknowledged that he can't turn things around when we're deep in the mire, which we could be if we don't get decent results in the next two games. So, he's been offered the job full-time. Bravo.

Lovenkrands is fucking woeful out wide man. It's like playing with 10 men. He was an absolute waste of space yesterday. That "pass" to Harewood when we caught them in possession about summed his performance up. Shocking.

I think we have a decent shout if Ian Woan isn't playing.

One of my favourite movie scenes.

He'd be a very logical signing tbh, especially since we're weak at Left Back. Probably the exact reason it hasn't happened. Or that he is always injured like.................... You appear to be unfamiliar with NUFC's transfer policy.

Maybe if he stopped shagging his sister for long enough, he'd know what he was on about.

I know what you mean but I think that's because we've had nothing to play for since we qualified as well. We also traditionally struggle against the weaker sides. It's not a bad thing to have a bit of room for improvement either. You don't want to be peaking too early etc. I'm not saying we'll win it because, in all honesty, I never expect us to win anything anymore, but I think there's actually some substance to the optimism this time round. I think the optimism around Euro 2004 was rightly justified. I thought we, and in particular, Rooney, was fantastic in that tournament and I reckon, had we not capitulated against Portugal, we'd have won it.

He'd be a very logical signing tbh, especially since we're weak at Left Back. Probably the exact reason it hasn't happened.

I knew it.

ouch

why'd she cancel the One Show appearance? Back in my day, Keith Moon would overdose on stage and come back on for the encore.

I expect a Cool Runnings-type movie to be made out of Honduras' campaign

with cool personalised number plate, don't forget. Is that not J69/KD? I thought KD started the thread, got some stick then Thompers ran in for the save and the stick deflected onto him for it?

with cool personalised number plate, don't forget.

Nowt wrong with Abba. Some of us are confident enough in our sexuality to like them I like Abba. The blonde one was fit as fuck. His wife was alreet as well.

This is gayer than a fruit bowl full of dicks dancing to Abba

They could at least spread the wealth a bit. Like those kind Nigerian princes I hear so much about.

Does this apply to the bedroom? Because the 4 Algerian sex-slaves in my basement would just go to waste.

oh no, what will our stereotypical descriptions drink now?

My xbox might sound like a bunch of skeletons wanking in a filing cabinet but it's a sturdy fellow. but it is my 3rd console...

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