Ayatollah Hermione

Love that 'On The Nile' album. How mint a song title is 'What is a DJ if he Can't Scratch?'?

The Rapture - Pieces of the People We Love Class album. Those boys can write a dance number.

SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY! Do you want me to hole punch yer face?

Those two links have been favourited by 'DekkaL08'

7 minutes, isn't it? Which is probably a fair estimate for me anyway since my mind wanders at the best of times.

Restaurants - 10-15% Cow - 100% of my effort

He's on a canny run of form atm. Certainly not Prem quality yet though.

I remember the days when we'd be linked with an unknown foreigner and someone of the same nationality would be on here in a heartbeat telling us how shit they were.

So, which of these minnows that are qualifying will undoubtedly knock England out in the second round on pens?

I guess this means we're not looking to keep Clamphead past January then.

England were badly missing Lampard and Gerrard to grab hold of the game IMO.

Rebel Without a Cause Top class. Plato and Judy's performances are better than Dean's though, despite him having the star power to totally own the screen.

Probably why Fop isn't here tbh.

I have a recurring nightmare about this exact scenario and I can't imagine how that doesn't turn your stomach every time you think of it.

Whack me down for £30, being the dirty student I am.

Was half expecting some kind of humourous picture or punnery.

I held a door ope for Sunderland's favourite son, Steve Cram today

I can't afford the full whack so I'll pay a bit into this.

Ryan Taylor is barely even Championship standard, man. A few decent goals aside this season, he's still been rubbish.

I usually just steal all the good jokes.

Yeah, I bet everyone is just falling over themselves to buy that attractive package.

Every decision from this point is a wind up. Surely

Hypothetically, could someone buy the rights and not rename it?

ah, so you're a total wanker as well as a total idiot. Might as well complete the set.

Are you some kind of invalid?