Ayatollah Hermione

We probably don't need another striker unless he's loaded with pace. Christ, I'll take anyone with a bit of pace at the minute if I'm honest.

Then he'll be perfect for us in the next 5 years.

I like to use my finger to scoop out the filling then use my tongue to get into the hard to reach bits and clear it out. I'll let you decide what I'm on about.

We just offering him a 6 month deal then? Eh? We are only gonna be playing in CCC for 6 months arent we? Turn the page fuckhead Fuckhead? Jesus wept As far as I'm aware the Gods haven't yet granted us promotion back to the big league. Nothing is concrete. If signing MW somehow helps us get back to the top flight then what does the fact he is only of proven Championship standard matter? Quite a few people, me included, we happy to take a risk on Beckford because if his goals helped us get promoted then he's effectively paid off his own transfer fee. The same can be said of Williamson. Still too much of a risk? Well apparently the accepted bid was in the region of £1 million downwards. That's fuck all. There is also the fact that he'll add to our threadbare squad and he's probably the best we can realistically hope for in this league/with this owner. Now stop being a fucking thick cunt. My point is if he is only CCC standard and we are aiming for promotion then spending money on him is pointless no? It would make far more sense to bring him or davies in on loan and look for a higher standard once we are in the PL instead of being lumbered with more substandard players. Simples Nobody knows if he's sub-standard though, it's all assumptions based on the fact that nobody knows who the fuck he is. He could be a good CCC player who goes on to be a steady back-up player for a couple of seasons in the Premier League. The only other CB we have is Kadar who, while he might have all the potential in the world, isn't a trusted option yet. This bloke has done it at Championship level before (by all accounts) so why be so bothered? If we do go up, worst case scenario is, he's a back-up for a few games and he might even be decent. I dont know why you keep mentioning about us signing players of a 'higher standard', we're not even going to be able to sign players of a 'higher standard' when we get promoted, never mind when we're a shit team in the Championship. Are you expecting a trusted centre-half from, say, a mid-table Premier League team to pop down here? It's all well and good wanting to sign exciting young players, so do I but in this division, you need steady heads and experience and Williamson offers it, then why complain?

I have a feeling that "got to be better than Mike Williamson" is going to be a common phrase around here

There is literally no opinion I have on this signing. It's impossible.

I'd imagine we'll get knocked out, unless we manage to ride our luck again. I just hope it doesn't knock the team's confidence, especially with the crucial stretch of games coming up.

If we're adhering to the name sticking til his joke comes true, the poor lad's going to be stuck with it for a looooong time indeed.

The Besnard Lakes Are The Roaring Night Very good so far (about 6 tracks in) nice elements of shoegaze, good vocals, very chill. Nice improvement on the previous (which could be the debut, i don't know).

For those who can't be bothered to venture to .cock

It's not a cat anyway, it's a motherfucking Puma. Those things stride around the jungle with bigger bollocks than anyone else and they don't give a shit who you are, all they know is you have flesh and they have teeth. They will chase you down, puncture your tendons and feast on your testicles before you know what's going on. They would take one look at a cat and it would just kill itself to save the puma any trouble.

Great read is McGrath's autobiography Aye, finally got round to reading it in October last year, was a couple of matches for villa he mentions in the book i remember thinking at the time "he looks a bit off colour" the suicide bids and such were not expected mind or at least how he attempted it. Bit racist

Glad we've got him for our promotion push since he's a canny defender at this level. If he's our first choice in the Premier League though, I'll be a bit concerned. Unless he comes on leaps and bounds.

Give The Thick of It a bash if you've not seen it. Excellent sweary political comedy. Well, I say politcal, it's more about how many creative swearwords they can fit into half an hour but it's got excellent performances and excellent writing all the way through it.

He could get his trombone and be the musical accompaniment on the away buses, I suppose. i thought it was a trumpet?? He's the music man. He comes from far away and plays the trumpet/trombone/right wing.

Those cats did very well for themselves by all accounts.

He could get his trombone and be the musical accompaniment on the away buses, I suppose.

The last thing our midfield needs is more midfielders with no legs.

So it is. I'll blame the drink.

The most depressing thing I've read in years. We won't cough up £2 million for Beckford and now, we're refusing (I assumed) to budge past £500,000 for Danny Simpson. The penny pinching is almost into self-parody.

As soon as you replied, the problem managed to sort itself out so I hold you personally responsible for fixing it. You're a scholar and a saint, good sir

Butter Face is the term you're looking for. Or BOBFOC, as they are on government records.

I can see why you stick to stating the obvious most of the time.

For some reason, over the past couple of days the texts I've been sending someone haven't been received on their end. I'm on O2, they're on T-Mobile and everyone else I text can receive what I'm sending. I receive their texts with no bother. Google is bringing up mixed answers and none seem to apply. Does anyone know if its on their end or something I can fix?

The best way to donkey punch? Uppercut or right cross?