Kitman

I dont think anybody saw this coming but its a brilliant result. well done lads

Fuck me.

Fucking hell Mcfc 71% possession and 17 shots so far.....

Super Sammy on for Aarons. Only 40 mins to hang on. Im "watching" this on BBC sport online but I assume we're aiming to nick a goal on the counter

32% possession first half. 45 mins of trying to hold onto our lead with Armstrong up top?

I spent about 10 seasons praying for Shola to be moved on. He just was never good enough on the pitch to merit the faith shown in him by successive managers. The only proviso is whether he was asked to play through a longstanding injury when he shouldve been on the long term injury list. I recall rumours to that effect but dont know if true. fwiw the biggest indictment of the current regime for me is that I went from praying shola would leave to hoping he would stay. Hopfully sammi will be a star. I dont think I can stand another 10 years of an underperforming ameobi.

Merson gives pig shit a bad name

I'm pleased we won. I'm not happy it's bought Pardew more time.

Turning good brands into cheap shite is what the fat cunt does. Filling his pockets is all that matters.

He's in the papers now crapping on about battling through the dark days. After one win

I can't read the stats but I only had in mind he missed most of last season through injury. If that was unconnected with a footballing injury then fair play and I take it back

The stock answer is along the lines of "the Board considered the matter and is satisfied that it made the correct decision." That's just a poncey way of saying "Fuck off we're not discussing it with the likes of you."

I assume you're talking about them bombing down hospital wings in their wheelchairs?!

Ashleys no doubt put a stop to the free biscuits

Its a pointless waste of time with zero credibility. The club has no interest whatsoever in engaging with its fans.

Apparently Pardew rang up MYA before the match and set him straight on where he's been going wrong for Roma....

Always due an injury more like. We boight a crock by the looks of his record.

"Elton John before he was a puff anyway"

Dyer doesn't really carry off the hardman act, he just comes across as a bit of a knob. Which of course he is.

its too well written for Ryder though

I always regret reading Pardews comments. What a cock end.

So we won. Woot.

Its funny how much Pardew talks about the art of management. In his own mind hes a legend

That Daily Mail piece stinks tbh