Kitman

Would this be the Stan Collymore who always put himself before all the clubs he paid for? Did he repay any of his wages whilst he was off work receiving stress counselling? Does he think he was good value for the transfer fee clubs like Liverpool paid for him? Staggering hypocrisy imo. I can see his point but personally I think it would be better all round if we see the back of Owen. We don't need the aggro, hassle and press attention and Owen doesn't want to play for us.

So many huge mistakes. But the failure to act decisively in the transfer window was the biggest for me. That and the failure to appoint a credible manager when Keegan walked out, which we only managed to do with 8 games to go.

Ability to do the hokey cokey and fall over the ball not required, thank you

That article's actually quite heartening. Damn this optimism I'm beginning to feel!!!

They've been blown away apparently. Just heard Windass turned us down, freeing up the transfer money for a fish and chip supper for the directors

All these useless cunts are trying to hang onto the gravy train the leeches. Out. This. In my experience these bastards also make their pledges of loyalty for personal reasons, either because they're busy arranging transfers but don't want to lose their "loyalty" bonuses or because they don't want the fans on their back in the street. Personally I'd like to see the back of him, that "Newcastle are too big a club for the Championship" is exactly the sort of billy big player bollocks that we can do without and which got us relegated in the first place.

Lot of Northern and midland teams there. With exception of teams like Plymouth, Ipswich and the Welsh teams, not too bad to get to for toon fans. Not that it affects me of course.

It's an interesting question. On the one hand he's motivated by money, on the other hand he wants to play for England. He might be as washed up as Geremi due to his injuries. Who is going to be big enough for Wor Mickey, prepared to gamble on his fragile body AND pay him enough money to feed the horses? I could see him warming the bench for some big foreign team but I can't for the life of me think of anyone who'd want to sign him now. He might finally need to take a massive pay cut, the greedy bastard.

I think funds have been put aside for Dean Windass

are you a relative of Derek's by any chance?

must go down as one of the worst prem signings of all time surely, hopefully when hes shit and injury prone somewhere else too the media will stop buttfucking him as being "a top top player" "world class finisher" etc etc and recognise that since hes been 24-25 hes been shit and since that amounts to around half his carreer (assuming he doesnt suddenly get good again) he does not deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as "top class" Indeed. It's all about him and England and always will be. Never mind we've paid huge amounts of money for a player who's either been recuperating from his last injury or marking time till his next one. Let him go and distract some other club with the England media circus, we don't need a player made from glass in the championship.

Can't wait to see the back of him now. Massive waste of money and not worth the hassle. I don't care where he goes, anywhere but us.

I wonder whether we'll get an apology from Ashley and LLambias for the mess they've made.

I feel like shite. Can't wait for it to be over. Howay the lads!

Love what you're doing with your sig BTW. It's the ranking systems on the forum though you thick twat, threasholds are: Having Trials 0 posts YTS Contract 100 posts Reserve Team 250 posts First Team Squad 500 posts On The Bench 1000 posts First Team Regular 1750 posts Number 9 3500 posts Team Captain 5000 posts Club Captain 7500 posts Manager 10000 posts Chairman 15000 posts Legend 20000 posts Nice try though...

Certain Spurs fans could take a leaf out of this fella's book

"I'm not angry so much as disappointed"

That, along with the Given sale, has to be the ultimate definition of false economy. Quite. Given for the rest of the season or Milner for all of the season, probably either would have got us 1 point. You have to hope some lessons have been learnt. Perhaps but I'd rather we weren't an educational project for clueless chumps.

If and when we go down, we'll be a case study on how to get relegated. Just about everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong this season. In a just and reasonable world Nuremberg style trials would be held and the guilty men would be pilloried and strung up from lamp posts by their knackers as a warning to future owners. As it is they'll all trouser their cash and head off for a nice holiday in Barbados to get over their upsetting experience. The poor things, they probably even feel hard done by and misunderstood. Bastards, every one of them - Ashley, Llambias, Wise, the other directors whoever they are, Kinnear, Hughton, Wise, Vitere, most of the couldn't-care-less players - useless, incompetent, bumbling, fumbling, buffoon, know-nowt, clueless, naive, lazy, cowardly, overpaid, greedy, talentless bunch of absolute TOSSERS. Most of them will shortly cart their wheelbarrows full of cash out of town as fast as they can go and they won't give us a second thought. The only comfort in all of this is that Ashley will lose a truck load of money, but in the end we'll end up paying for it and I dread to think what he's going to do next. He's like a biblical plague in a toon shirt sent to punish us for worshipping false idols. Except I'd rather have a swarm of flies, at least it'd be over quicker.

ditto

That article looks like it was written by a schoolchild. Shockingly bad tbh.

Canny thread * must stop posting from work *

Readings where I work, not where I come from. You don't even work in Reading tbf, it's Theale!

Kick off is at 5 am Monday morning here. To hell with Sky, by the time I get up we'll be relegated.

Danny B, I'd like to shit in my hand and slap you in the face. You cunt. He might interpret that as foreplay, mind....