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Reminds me of an incident with Oscar Wilde. He was having a naked water fight with Lord Alfred at a rented house in Oxfordshire when the local parson called round to say hello. Startled parson: "What the hell is going on here?!" Oscar: "It's pure Greek, darling, pure Greek!"

Would make an excellent Bond villain/chat show host. Unfortunately he'd be a bigger star than most of the guests

It's baffling that she's employed by a national paper, her prose is so turgid. 'A not so surprising success'? She's certainly not there for her looks.

Looking a bit like the Joker there

Get on the phone to Terry Waite's agent. Apparently his autobigraphy wasn't much of a read. Monday - chained to the radiator. Tuesday - still chained to the radiator. Wednesday - went to Disneyland. Nah, not really, chained to the radiator again. I must admit I do like this chat show concept. And if they're not entertaining enough they have to saw their foot off Saw stylee to go home.

Get on the phone to Terry Waite's agent. Apparently his autobigraphy wasn't much of a read. Monday - chained to the radiator. Tuesday - still chained to the radiator. Wednesday - went to Disneyland. Nah, not really, chained to the radiator again.

Can't wait to see who he chains to his radiator next. Could be a winning formula for a new chat show

Wait, there are outsiders on here? People from off?

I clocked that one too. What a lizard.

I work from home, tripped on a cable and I fell forward on the desk, was panicking there, I got boxes to prop it up on its side. Aha. At least you didn't have a coffee in your hand.

How do you fall on your keyboard at work? Was strong drink taken?

I enjoyed The Counterfeiters. Good ol' Nazi porn, yah.

"You mean you're not local?"

Even the locals aren't local enough?

Fuck all we can do, I'm resigned to it tbh. The club will still be there next season, I just won't be able to see any bloody games anymore

But can Keano walk for miles without coming across a dog ? I wonder whether he might be interested in signing Shola or Duffer......

I think it's an excellent idea and a step in the right direction. I'm only disappointed it doesn't go further

Senile dementia would explain it. Mr Mitchell probably thinks the peas on his plate are alien lifeforms. Which they might be if they were tinned peas from Lidl. Aldi shirley? Aldi and all of the night?

Aliens are boring. Old hat, Parky darling. What about vampires or Spring Heeled Jack or the Goat Sucker? Or even Old Nick himself?

Senile dementia would explain it. Mr Mitchell probably thinks the peas on his plate are alien lifeforms. Which they might be if they were tinned peas from Lidl.

We might have one next season

Not in favour of banning anybody tbh

"Right, which one of you fat fuckers ruined our football club?" "Ooooh me, me! Over here! Over here!"

I honestly believe that Kinnear in the championship is plan B if Shearer fails to keep us up and bails. It's par for the course with this lot, we're stuck permanently in Cock Up City

In....bang....and Im out Its the way I troll. FYP