Kitman

Someone challenges another of those NUFC myths and back come TTs sensitive types. "Please admin, ban this WUM....Peeeerrrrrrwwwweeeaaasssseee" What are you, eight years old? No I am able to take a little light hearted ribbing about my club and its fans, unlike some on here who go crying foul every time I post something that is not 100% pro NUFC. I think you're being a little paranoid tbh

Someone challenges another of those NUFC myths and back come TTs sensitive types. "Please admin, ban this WUM....Peeeerrrrrrwwwweeeaaasssseee" What are you, eight years old?

Say goodbye to beer if you are And hello to scotch. Yeh I think I might give it a miss from now In which case this smiley would be more appropriate

He is never in the position to be. Well he is, actually. Never mind. Just because you have picked a team at random because you think some of that teams glory may rub off on you puts you in no real position to be patronising about anything imo. You only have to think you're superior to be patronsising. As you also demonstrate. I am superior to him but then you will be hard pressed to find someone who isn't. Are you deliberately missing my point each time now? Obviously I am, why don't you spell it out for me Alex.

Presumably he's worried about an Indian takeaway He's either getting into a pickle or this story has been roganjoshing all along. Is he sick of the press having a poppadim? Not being one to curry favour

They've improved their squad a lot imo

Presumably he's worried about an Indian takeaway

Do you mean "sell before you buy"? Aye. That's what I meant.

Do you mean "sell before you buy"?

Don't disagree with any of your post. What also struck me is how the bits quoted above equally apply to Ameobi. On balance I'd prefer to see Ameobi gone cos I've been waiting for too long for him to get hoyed out. Fuck me but he must be good in training to survive all these years. Either that or he sucks a mean cock

Be surprised if we let Shaymus go

"Oh shit I've pissed meself"

Of course he would. The psychology of the Indian businessman is also very very long term. Agreed. But I think he'd want a big score not a few mill. And even if we allow ourselves to dream of another Abramovich, there wouldn't be enough time to go on a Chelsea style spending spree before the season kicks off imo

Hooking up with an Indian billionaire with the same kind of money as Roman would be a good thing for us. Think of the shirt sales on the sub-continent!!!!! "Howay man" routinely heard in the big Indian cities? They love it innit!! I for one hope it's true, the timing would be excellent and this geezer has serious money not pennies like Ashley. Will they think Mark Viduka is phat?

Hooking up with an Indian billionaire with the same kind of money as Roman would be a good thing for us. Think of the shirt sales on the sub-continent!!!!! "Howay man" routinely heard in the big Indian cities?

He'll have his price. Not sure why an Indian billionaire would be interested in "investing" his money in us though.......

Might not be a bad thing if this Anal Ambarmy buys us.....an upgrade in billionaire, plenty of money for transfers.......Kingfisher and curry pies in Shearers Bar......and maybe with a bit of imagination we could go even further: Taj Mahal styling added to the ground, lepers begging outside, police on elephants on match day, some ritual burnings before the match to liven things up. If Oliver puts a foot wrong we send the thugees round to feed him his balls. But the main thing is we shouldn't get carried away with cultural sterotyping

What I find unfair is that we'll be penalised for his actions as a Man City player 15 months ago. He brought the game into disrepute as a Man City player, yet we suffer the consequences. Perhaps it would be fair enough if they'd brought charges at the time, suspended pending the outcome of the trial, but this seems to have come out of the blue (no pun intended). Edit: Now they're talking about a 15 game ban in the press! Ye Gods!

Is she a mackem or a smoggie? a fat c*nt, apparently Doesn't narrow it down really

I think Stevie's safe from being quoted if they're not allowed to print the word cunt repeatedly

The mad always have a motif ie the parrot thing. Legend. Joey: "Did you fucking shit in me shoes, like?" Gazza grins Parrot: "Fuck off Joey" Joey: "Come 'ed, you did, didn't you?" Gazza stands on one leg Parrot: "Fuck off Joey" Joey emits primal scream Terry Mac calls for police and ambulance

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of giving Gazza a coaching role. Imagine the craic. Joey goes out for a day's training, when he comes back he finds Gazza's done a shit in his shoe. Just for a laugh. When he goes to confront him he finds Gazza butt naked with a toy parrot under each armpit telling him to fuck off. Imagine the effect on morale

Clearly section him for life! It's not clear whether Gazza or the parrots were swearing. If it's the latter I find that quite funny

did you not see that in the news at the time? http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/35742/...es-of-raw-liver Nope, thanks for that. Now I honestly tried not to laugh knowing he's mentally ill, but really that's hilarious . That's how I imagine Parky spends his holidays

He was playing for Rangers at the time and trying to wind up their arch-rival's fans, I really don't think he meant anything by it. Yes sectarianism tends to wind people up, like andy goram wearing the black armband (same match i think) and when David Healy did the flute bit the other week against celtic Fuck the flute. Over sensitive jock/Irish cunts. The fact is Paul Gascoigne gave a lot to this football club, he gave us 2m when it was a lot of money, and he gave young kids like me memories which we could take to the grave. Gazza is a special case to me, we should accommodate him, he needs this as a way of stabilising his life, and it could be as good for him as it could for someone else. He was always talking on a pitch, he had incredible vision, if he could pass 1% of that on then it's a worthwhile exercise. I can understand how people who had nothing to do with this club little over 10 years ago could be cycnical though. We should help him out a little if we can. It's actually close to a life and death scenario imo. He needs an outlet, he still has bags of enthusiasm for the game. I still can't get past the naked wii tennis thing. I think I'm traumatised.