Kitman

What happened to that Gemmill fella? He was pretty good, wasn't he? * Grabs coat and runs for the exit *

aye he's a small keeper (well he's supposedly 6ft1, but i didn't think he was near that tbh) Taylors 6"2 and looks a fair bit bigger I think he was standing on tippy-toe when they did the measuring

I enjoyed it on balance...I think it got better as it went on....the first few paras seemed to me largely based on speculation

Be interesting to see if he's lost his spring through age or injury. His game relies on agility imo

It's a shame when a sportsman's chances of winning a medal rely on his medical team's ability to avoid detection It's very difficult not to be cynical about modern sportsmen, no matter how much they bang on about being 'clean'. Cycling seems to be particularly rotten.

Don't get why we'd want to let N'Zogbia go. Even for a lazy journo it makes no sense

My guess is we'll spend 20m net tops. Depends if Shola leaves. That might reduce our transfer budget

We've got the first series here in NZ. Not one to watch with your Nan really....

Suspicions were aroused when he told his colleagues he liked to get stuck into some lamb every weekend

Personally I think we need more than 4 quality players. We're short on depth right across the pitch

A good summary of his playing style

we need a lot more mate. It alright saying there is a while to go yet, but the season kicks off in a month. "We're all DOOMED!"

I'm very comfortable with the scenario that Anton Ferdinand has no interest in joining us and we have no interest in signing him. If someone suggests differently I'll stick my fingers in my ears and say lalalalalalalala until they go away. I'd certainly feel a lot more confident about beating WHU if he was playing for them rather than us.

Nice to see care in the community is still working

That could work for Owen too, 10p for every time he doesn't mention England. We'd save a fortune!

Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to? I've taken Kitty under my wing. * Screams and runs to hide in attic * I though you were more cellar. We all live in shacks in New Zealand

Maybe we could have offered him performance based pay? 30k basic 10k for playing more than Viduka 10k for scoring more than Smith 10k for beating more players than Duff 10k for giving less tedious interviews than Taylor 70k pw easy, innit?

Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to? I've taken Kitty under my wing. * Screams and runs to hide in attic *

Hilarious. Kevolution is a special individual

Frank Lampard + fresh pasta + cold Peroni = Tomas Brolin

When you read the bit about cash bribes in cake boxes, you can see why he was attracted to English football. Everyone likes a bit of cake, don't they?

I thought Wise was a surprising choice for the appointment. I thought it would be an older man, maybe even a Bobby Robson sort of figure, because they would have a wider network/contact book. I don't have a problem with it personally if it doesn't step all over the manager's toes.....it seems to work elsewhere

I'd settle for steady improvement....but then I'm an armchair fan

I wouldn't wipe my arse on The Sun. It's not very absorbent, as I recall.

He's already running one business, he may not fancy running another for long. If he's offered the chance of a massive profit, he'll take it imo - he seems an opportunist kind of bloke. That said, who knows whether any of these stories have any substance.....