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I reckon we have and furthermore it was clever to keep it secret incase it affects the price of the incoming player. wow, i really cant imagine us being that clever but if it turns out to be true it really is the beginning of a brand new rosy chapter for the toon! perhaps mixed my metaphors a little there though, can chapters really be rosy? Sounds a bit Barbara Cartland to me

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Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? The thing is though, wankers like Bellamy and even Dyer are, quite simply, different class to that carthorse. Bling is directly proportional to footballing prowess, he's his own worst enemy. Shearer's form nose dived when he had his secret collection of Du Rag's stolen. I thought it was due to the missing Givenchy handbag? Could be: Shearer and Rob Lee in usual after training gear. That's Dyer in the white surely? The hand suggests he now has motor neurone disease? What bad luck with injuries

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Aye, he needs some platinum and diamond jewellery to really fulfil his potential. No, he just isn't very good. And I think he's fulfilled his potential. What you see is what you get. He hasn't even got a youtube rap career ffs, what sort of "footballer" is he? He's keepin' it real, homes

After pounding Arse? Now there's an enduring image

That begs the question. Your grammar? You're grammar? It's relative

I have to admit I'm beginning to feel a bit worried. The band's playing, the ship's sailing, but isn't that damn iceberg looming a bit large? Surely the captain knows what he's doing? Whey it's all under control, the crew know what they're doing, relax........

Grammar Nazis 1 Ant 0 Grammar's important. So's Grandpa

Agree totally. We should call him a spotty cunt a few more times in case he's browsing.

I hope we're not on the phone to Willie McKay again for a replacement

Did you bother to read the press release? No, I just wanted to join in with the hysteria . FFS, he's utterly average. The only issue is the timing....if we can get someone else in, he can fuck off as far as I'm concerned

Is there going to be anybody left at this rate? Is this another cost cutting measure? Are Keegan and Terry Mac going to play so Ashley gets his money's worth out of them? WE DEMAND ANSWERS!

I'm confident we'll get 2/3 players in. Stay frosty. Based on.....pixie dust? angel dust? parky dust?

Have the national press been on their back yet? Apparently we're a club in crisis (and we haven't lost yet ), but then they hate us and love Spurs don't they....I wonder how long Ramos will last if the tabloids really get the scent of blood & get the knives out.....

A loan doesn't do us much good seeing as he's out of contract in June, they know we want rid and know what the situation with his contract is so they have us over a barrel really. Let him go on a free. I guess I was thinking that if say his wages are 2m between now and the end of the season, to us that's as good as a 2m transfer. For them they presumably could send him back if he breaks down or is just no fucking good. Oh, I see

I suppose a season long loan deal's as good as a transfer if they pay his wages. Assuming he lasts a season that is.

D'you wanna be in my gang? Not fucking likely

Even though it might be bollocks, one of the headlines today, is Shola Collapse Effects Keegan Budget. I knew in my heart of hearts he wasn't going to sign for Ipswich, and it's bugging the life out of me. At the end of the day he's not going to sign before the window closes is he? So we've lost £2.25m. That's gone. In January he can negotiate his own deal and go on a free in the summer, so why the fuck don't we terminate his contract now. Pay him what he's due and be rid. He's really doing my head in now. I look at it the other way. Renew his contract so we get something when he goes, he won't earn £2.25M between now and January. And if we don't he's better/cheaper cover than Smith. The trouble is then we'll probably be stuck with him for another 4 years. Not that I reckon he'd sign another contract, he'll be waiting to go to Barca on a Bosman * * in his head, obviously

The idea that any toon supporter could be called a glory supporter

I knew in my heart of hearts it was too good to be true. He can't even get a transfer to a lower league right. Useless bastard

Looks like he might finally take his undoubted potential elsewhere. Where's my lucky rabbit's foot?

I hope they can afford this spending spree if they get relegated

I agree with JawD. A season ticket holder isn't going to pay more than a fraction of his weekly wage anyway.

Bloody alcoholic mexican crocs...one whiff of booze and they're into a binge drinking frenzy