Kitman

9m's a very good offer for Milner imo. Assuming we can replace him straightaway of course

Examiner "Right Shola, I'm going to tap your knee to test your reflexes" Shola "Righto boss" Examiner "Anything?" Examiner "Feel anything?" Examiner "Are you feeling this?" Examiner "Fuck me"

Poor poor bastards. Not only will they have to put up with his lolloping hamfisted attempts at leading the line, they'll get his appalling patter in the local press too. Starting with how playing regular football will revive his England career....

I was waiting for him to say "And I am looking for shome shexy football dis tournament yesh for shure" What a bell end!

bollocks man, potential banana skin if ever you saw one. Especially with the current squad who with a couple of injuries could easily go out. Yup, so no room for complacency at all esp given our track record in the CC

WTF are you babbling about? Kitman got it. He lives in N.Z. all he gets is shagging hairy beasts in the middle of the night. Hang on I'll get me wellies on

A rare photo of Parky out of his house:

I'd have it sorted in 7 days. It'd be chaos. Anarchy I tells ya Well all the mods need banning for a start. Ban ban ban. It's all you senior admins think about

I'd have it sorted in 7 days. It'd be chaos. Anarchy I tells ya

Shocking racism from Ashley tbh Mind boggling. He'll be buying a farm in Texas next. Newcastle? More like Mississippi

I'm probably giving this too much thought, but if we had a big big signing in place, surely they would have announced it by now to get the season tickets sold (copyright Fat Freddy) and/or attract the better players? And if we had a big bollocky signing who we were in negotiations with, why tell these oh-so-important punters it's a done deal? It could easily fall through and he's lost his credibility...... Plus it's off Tyne Talk and it's from a friend of a friend's Dad

Shocking racism from Ashley tbh

Presumably it was someone else's fault they were no good? Someone like Shearer.

7th under Roeder with no defence and 10th under KK with arguably our best def in years. Have a word. tbf our midfield could be better I suppose you want Parker back? I was thinking more about a season of an old bald Nicky Butt lolloping around in midfield & misplacing his passes

7th under Roeder with no defence and 10th under KK with arguably our best def in years. Have a word. tbf our midfield could be better I suppose you want Parker back? [/words in mouth]

7th under Roeder with no defence and 10th under KK with arguably our best def in years. Have a word. tbf our midfield could be better

If he comes out, won't he be starting on the fags

I voted 6 because I'm easily led

Parky in serial topic/poll starting shock

Deary deary me Gotta love the Guardian

I disagree to a certain extent - if he's fit, he's a canny player. I remember seeing him one year against us at Craven Cottage before he went to Man Utd and he dominated us, he was tremendous. However I take your point about Fergie not letting top players go - that's why his fitness must be a real concern. Probably a gamble by the mackems, but if Saha can keep fit it might work out well.