Kitman

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Whoever they appoint it’s bound to be a desperate old washed up cunt. I’m expecting an absolute shocker, of the Graeme Souness variety. Allardyce or Brewcey would fit the bill nicely. As would Pulis.

Bruce is a championship manager. A top manager would have his work cut out to keep us up, appointing Bruce would ensure relegation. It would be such an incompetent appointment on so many levels and so doomed to failure that I almost hope it’s true. However in reality its much too early for them to have a manager lined up, the season hasn’t kicked off yet.

Geoffrey’s dead. Might explain why the talks have stalled

It would be a shot in the foot of epic proportions. A weirdly small looking black shoed foot.

It’s genuinely fascinating to see just how bad this is going to end up. At the moment we’re at stratospheric levels of incompetence, it’s really very impressive

Well fuck me that’s a surprise

Which suggests they think the squad is basically good enough to stay up. Which it isn’t. Whoever comes in really has an impossible job.

I remember those days. If only Leazes was here to set us straight about the Halls and Shepherd....

Smoke and cunts as usual then

No need to make a bassong and dance about it mate I’ll get me coat

Not if he wants paying.....

Panic at the Xisco?

Honestly who cares? If he’s gone, he’s gone and good luck to him. I’d do exactly the same in his position.

Bzg: ok ”Aha! No advertising. No trademarks. No merchandise. No land. No stadium. No training facilities.” Bzg: goodbye

“Plan”

Nothing will happen quickly with this lot in charge. Last minute manager, last minute loanees, complete surprise at relegation.

Catts for me like

I bet he has immigrant servants that he pays a pittance to shovel his shit. Young female servants that are very afraid of his ape hands.

We all know he’s a complete shithouse

I think most of us expected this, we’re stuck with the horrible cunt till he dies. I won’t be watching any games this season, like last season, I’ve got better uses for my time.

I’m getting some cash on relegation this season. The buffoons in the board room don’t realise how poor the squad is. Any new manager would have their work cut out, but they’ll appoint someone shit who will be starved of cash and influence. The fucking clowns.

Honestly, who cares? Unless something fundamental changes with the owner, all transfers are meaningless. Anybody good is passing through briefly and the club’s only ambition is to survive in 17th place in the PL.

Well done, you must be very pleased 😃

I don’t think Ashley has any real intention of selling.