Kitman

I’m sure the former chairman of Eastleigh FC has many billionaires queueing up to invest in his latest lower league project with, er, massive potential

Lets hope they haven’t shit on them then

I hope the fucker loses all of it. Then he might sell us

Doesn’t fit the profile. The profile doesnt include being class obviously.

I remember Kenny Everett more than him. I think he ended up being more famous for the hamster headline than anything else. RIP anyway

It probably involves seagulls

If I lived in madrid I would be booking a few days away right now

Yup. Two teams with shithouse supporters with a large dollop of media bias. No doubt it will be a “famous” night. Great.

Pretty obvious him and methven were complete fucking chancers hoping to make a quick buck out of Short’s disastrous exit. Reading RTG is like listening to people trying to convince themselves that the “Nigerian prince” they’ve paid is going to come through with the millions he promised.

I’m not sure what point he’s making. Despite being on their uppers, surely they’ve had more money to spend than anyone else in their division?

I know I shouldn’t find this funny but....the bits where there’s just the bobblehat in front of the camera and silence

I think Mark Hughes is exactly the calibre of manager we can look forward to. Followed by his sacking and an inevitable relegation. Good times.

We have a chance if they bottle it or we get lucky. On players and form they should win easily

Yaaaarrrrr! We be scoring a goal me hearties!

everybody wants that bog brush look....

The fucking clip of that guy. Doubling down on a weird head with a weird haircut....

I think they have the potential to go bankrupt. Once the bank realises del boy and rodney can’t finance the wage bill

The potential is there if the tickets are free

I suppose it doesn’t matter, we’ve survived in the PL for another season, which is the club’s only objective.

I don’t believe Rafa will get anything like 50m because Ashley and co are liars. We’ve seen what they’re like over many years and once they have a settled manager they starve him of cash. I doubt Rafa will stay tbh, he wont receive any promises worth wiping his arse on

What a stupid way to run a club. Put a useless bumhole in charge as MD, hobble the club’s commercial income and starve the best manager we’ve had in many years of the modest amount of cash needed to keep him happy. Then don’t communicate with him at all, to the point he’ll walk when his contract is up, inevitably exposing the club to relegation next season and a huge financial loss. Then they’ll throw money at winning promotion again. The whole thing is ridiculous. We’re being run like a fucking corner shop.

So much for the new dawn

Its sad to see stuff like this which you know will never happen with Ashley in charge

Great result. We must be safe now

I expect this means the accounts will be published soon and will show a decent profit