Kitman

Lock the thread!

Sad news to wake up to but can’t say I’m surprised. This is how Ashley operates and nothing will change till the fat cunt leaves or dies.

If the takeover goes through presumably his first demand from the new owners will be a new desk

The ironic thing is that the reappointment of Pardew sounds entirely plausible. Fake sheikh takeover followed by the return of the king. Bish bash bosh luvverly jubberly!

The gif that keeps on gifing?

What’s George Graham doing these days?

Yeah, ok, let’s not have him then. I’ll get the club on the phone to cancel.

I don’t think we could guarantee getting Kinnear back never mind Mourinho

As if he needs an excuse. Anyway his usual MO is to get pissed with his mates whilst the would be purchasers sit somewhere patiently waiting for him to turn up. If they’re lucky he’ll appear dishevelled and reeking of lager, treat them to some of his famous cheeky banter, rounded off with a few bars of a rousing drinking song and a full throated barf into an imaginary fireplace. Strangely any chance of a deal will then evaporate, like lager in the arabian sun

20 years old? He looks 50

wtf are you trying to say?

That’s because it sounds like bullshit. Why on earth wouldn’t they buy it all at the same time, its not as if they’re saving up sports direct coupons to do it...... ......or are they?

We all said he was a total fucking chancer. He even got them to screw on their own plastic seats

Is it because you wear a magnetic cock ring?

Yeah hahaha

If The Don does sell, I’m sure it will be in the best interests of the supporters and football club, just like Charlie says. What other reason could there be?

Thick as fuck ex-footballers with lazy ill informed opinions. The pundits never get any better.

I think we’d all settle for that tbh I’d happily settle for Ashley out and steady investment/improvement. But if some daft arab wants to throw money at us then I couldn’t care less what people sing at us

I think you’ll find it’s pronounced ay-rab

Which apparently was so easy anyone could do it. Apart from them obviously

And a free curry with all the lager he can drink

Knowing Ashley he’d have demanded merchandising and advertising rights for the next 10 years in addition

We’re obviously on sheikhy ground I’ll get my coat

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I’m sure he just wants to do it for all the fans he’s let down, in the only way he knows how * * is that enough Mr Methven?