Dazzler

We all look forward to the 3 monthly updates before the gifs of John Travolta start around Christmas time.

Eze to get the nod over Gordon. It's nailed on.

Miggy and Wilson could both end up in Saudi - it's the only place that we'd get a decent fee and they'd get the wages they'd be looking for to leave. This assumes both want to throw gay people off buildings and stone lasses like.

I hope the three you picked were one of many, otherwise it makes Venables look a bit racist tbh

Am I missing something about Shearer in Euro 96, he was coming off the back of a season where he scored nearly 40 goals. Was he injured heading into it?

Wages do, but it's wages we've already paid so you can't really do anything about it. They'll already be in the P&L. The only thing that would make a difference would be the the transfer fee on sale less the net book value of the £12m when we bought him.

When they give you grief out of their bus windows use this as inspiration.

Except Trippier who has left them all on unread in the group chat whilst he frantically tries to find a suitable divorce lawyer.

Neville:

*insert Jaysus reaction*

"They miss Maguire on corners, he's was a big weapon for them" He still is a fucking weapon.

The definition of insanity: admitting your team has played shit, listen to pundits, fans and your own squad say they have played shit...and changing absolutely fuck all and expecting it to improve. Get the fucking pizza hut bag back out and use it as a punishment any time Southgate does or says something fucking insane.

That's because he's Irish, mate.

That's the second time his dodgy tackle has gotten him into trouble in the last 24 hours

Kane playing in a triple pivot with Gallagher and Rice. Love to see your striker playing in defensive midfield.

And definitely not a dream of a united Ireland.

How the fuck does Rice go from “up the RA” to properly belting out god save the king? Has to be up there with all time betrayals.

Neville turns nowt down, that’s why the cunt is never off the telly. Fake news.

One change man. Gordon and palmer aren’t going to kick a ball in anger at this tournament

Where the fuck is Mbappe? No chance Mbappe would miss out.

Tom Cruise is 5'7 but he also wears lifts in his shoes and thinks an alien threw his soul into a volcano so even if he's taller than me, I still win by not being a completely tapped cretin.

I'm only 5'7" and I am fairly confident I am taller than him.

Let's spare a thought for the German brass that's going to get her ear chewed off tonight because of this shit.

3 weeks ago you picked the same line up as a bloke who uses a pool noodle to eat soup so he doesn’t drown in it

“Please don’t hurt my family.”