Dazzler

Why the fuck would De Zerbi want anything to do with that clown car of a club? That said, you're probably absolutely correct

Some kid for Liverpool over Tomori is criminal tbh. You'd think when we're fucked at LB even Burn would be getting a consideration (I know, I know!)

I can’t wait to hear the dope attempt half of the club names in that list tbh.

Isn’t that just the current standard of sports journalism? Misquote/represent a direct comment to drive up attention on their social media accounts.

Callum is a student with about 200 followers - I think he knows sweet fuck all tbh.

Because they are terrified he’ll call their footballing ability into question. Like that ex-pro he called someone who’d never kicked a ball before.

With the scousers it’s their victim mentality. It’s in their weird impure DNA.

False. Mackems support “their own” even after they fuck off and want nothing to do with their club. Wanting Dummett and Ritchie to fuck off is mag behaviour in its purest form.

“Statman” getting paggered by stats.

Looks like Wayne Lineker to me like. Especially stood next to sienna miller like he’s just offered her some cowies for a nosh.

I suddenly like ten hag and wish him and his team well in the cup final.

They spent £170m this season alone, so including £70m on a player who did similar numbers to lobby

That sounds like a job for raspberry jam.

There is genuine fear in this household that it’s going to find its way north. Not by me like, I’m a good few clem overweight so it would be a nice little kickstart to a diet for me

Man City’s entire squad getting cryptosporidiosis the day before the final is what our luck is made of today if we’re being honest.

Chelsea win. So conference league it is.

Do the laces for the lads.

Love Pope man, shit house king.

Fucking Pope going mental

Brentford pen. Just watch.

Caught him a belter there. By accident like.

Pope with his gathering cross/lie on floor shithousing has been a big miss. Can’t wait for his laces to need tying.

Man U 2-0 up now.