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Dan Ashworth 'to argue he was SACKED by Newcastle' as he looks to force move to Man United... with arbitration hearing over his future to begin later this month | Daily Mail Online Ashworth's defence is that he believes he was sacked because he wasn't asked to put his resignation in writing . Surely, whilst he's on gardening leave he still receives his monthly salary, and is yet to receive a P45 which would be sufficient evidence to prove he has not, in fact been sacked.

Have they played their weird burger king adverts yet for burger king that's not called burger king?

Tripp needs to check in with the missus every half hour to prove he’s not balls deep in Aussie clunge.

Bruno: Hello Senor Pep. Pep: I've just seen your post on twitter hinting at staying at Newcastle. We're willing to pay £100m for you in cash, and triple your wages, did you mean what you've alluded to? Bruno:

Episode two was the worst of the lot. It was literally Space PMQs for three hours (or was that Ep 1?) Was it three where Anakin goes beyond the boundaries of the dark side and kills a bunch of bairns? That was the only good one. I actually didn't mind the first of the new ones, it fell off rapidly though.

Kelly and Tosin are proper good signings to improve the squad, especially on frees. Covers Botman and Lascelles while they recover and means we can spunk a wedge on a RW and a young striker to replace Wilson during his numerous and inevitable injury layoffs.

Where's the match thread you lazy cunt?

Poundland Elliott Anderson? No thanks.

The good news is that those cult members are all absolute spanners and will be on fox news boasting that they helped get Trump found innocent - only to then be arrested on criminal charges, and left to rot because Trump wouldn't be seen dead helping any of his idiot followers.

The lack of self-awareness trumps the arrogance. We're sticking to a contractual agreement that their incoming sporting director agreed and signed off on - Their new CEO has gone running to his mammy (the press) because another child won't give him their toy - and he wants it more than the other child so it's not fair. We delay the inevitable because it hamstrings them - it makes smart business sense. Why the fuck would we roll over for a competitor? Something tells me "TheReligion" wears water wings in the bath so he doesn't drown.

They don't like common sense and honesty on RTG - sonsofthewear and Bald King will be requested to provide their ticket stubs and labelled mags.

A combination of getting caught rifling boilers in the vermont and getting tapped up by Bayern Munich plus a pretendy calf injury so he can attend marriage counselling.

That's an insult to dipshits tbh

Why the fuck would De Zerbi want anything to do with that clown car of a club? That said, you're probably absolutely correct

Some kid for Liverpool over Tomori is criminal tbh. You'd think when we're fucked at LB even Burn would be getting a consideration (I know, I know!)

I can’t wait to hear the dope attempt half of the club names in that list tbh.

Isn’t that just the current standard of sports journalism? Misquote/represent a direct comment to drive up attention on their social media accounts.

Callum is a student with about 200 followers - I think he knows sweet fuck all tbh.

Because they are terrified he’ll call their footballing ability into question. Like that ex-pro he called someone who’d never kicked a ball before.

With the scousers it’s their victim mentality. It’s in their weird impure DNA.

False. Mackems support “their own” even after they fuck off and want nothing to do with their club. Wanting Dummett and Ritchie to fuck off is mag behaviour in its purest form.