Dazzler

At least win the league by March just to completely break Arteta and get the Liverpool fans to start petrol bombing slot's car.

I didn't look back at their examples tbf, I saw the first load of generic woe is me shite from them and bowed out almost instantly. I saw them blame it for them not winning the league and thought it was only going to get worse from there.

That kind of picture is almost exclusively an accompaniment to a news article that begins with "A disgraced, former football coach was sentenced today to X years for historic sex offences"

They blame it on them not winning the league - it's about 3-4 levels above everyone else

What kind of dick hardening substance are you peddling, marrow?

He should have went on to a dating app instead, apparently there are loads of kugas in my local area looking to hook up.

Just made the mistake of going on there to find a tin foil hat thread about how poorly treated they've been by referees due to corruption - which is what has cost them the league - because obviously, it couldn't be that Arsenal and Man City are better than them. Fuck me, you'd think they are the only team to have dodgy decisions go against them (ironically, a team that has probably benefited the most from VAR) - They must have all been on night shift the two times we've played them at Anfield in the last two years and won both games due to shitty ref/VAR decisions.

That part of you should be ashamed of himself.

Just watched Monkey Man. Like John Wick in India, and really enjoyed it.

In the Alex Ferguson school of "Bail to protect the legacy" - The difference is, Ferguson won everything, repeatedly, including winning the league with a tired, ageing squad in his last season and Klopp has won everything once, and royally shat the bed with a much younger squad .. Slot is going to have to cash in on Salah to the Saudis and they won't be able to afford a suitable replacement. Unless he's a top class manager, Liverpool could be absolutely fucked next year.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s probably a twitter ITK.

I thought we just rented it rather than a leasehold. Saudis should just buy the entire city centre gift us the land and then we can sell the lot back to ourselves.

We don’t own the stadium tbf so that would be a canny bit of accounting trickery

“Can I eat now please, Mr Antony?”

Far too early to be that optimistic about him IMO. Antony bossed the Dutch league, and the only thing he's battered since arriving in blighty is his missus.

One thing I like about the kid is that he seems to be willing to put the work in to be better, and also sees the areas he's got to improve in. Based solely on this quote from him:

I wonder which leg they want to buy...

The party of the past is correct in the sense that it was over a decade ago that they were last in power .. You have to love his optimism around the election though, it will make his utter destruction even sweeter when it (absolutely 100%) happens.

I’ve just caught a clip of that. “Labour has no plans for our borders” etc despite the fact Starmer was in Dover last week and literally said what his plans for the borders were He’s not even trying anymore, like a blind old dog shitting on the settee rather than trying to at least pretend he’s trying to find the back door. It’s time for Sunak to go and “live on a farm”.

LTA waiting for someone to name drop Mbappe so she do the when harry met sally gif.

4-0 by half time. Ten Slag to have a cardiac issue and black out, Rashford to tea bag him and draw a massive cock on his forehead before any paramedics can get near him.

Love, actually.

too many peoples ✅