Dazzler

1-1 now you jinx twat

Once upon a time Howe would make a sub or tactical tweak that gave us a chance and these days he seems like he can’t be arsed.

At least side show bob is coming on to give Murphy a chance of doing something less than shite.

God forbid he passes the ball the thick cunt.

Shame Gordon isn’t playing. He’d have terrorised James.

It’s not the stone in weight that’s the problem. It’s the rocks in his head.

This ref needs investigating.

James injured by Almiron Another year on the beach for the lad.

This central defence pairing needs taken to live on a farm tbh. The pair of them are too old to play together in a Howe set up for me.

Tino actually doing what everyone thinks TAA does.

No red line when they drew it

Offside there by the looks of it.

And offensively…

Break palmers leg and we turn them over. These are dog shit without him.

Being 30 odd and slow. Just like always

Fucking smiling about it too. The fucking divvy.

Told you.

Criminal that. Bet it costs us

Not a pen but doesn’t even give the free kick. Utter cunt.

Gets a booking, fakes an injury. Is Tindall their assistant or ours?

The kebab boss man? He’s not that fat tbf.

Gordon injured? Howe oot!!!

Surely not. Not Elon Musk. Say it ain’t so. Not the poster boy for freedom of speech.

He’d abolish tax on overtime and then blame hourly paid people when the country is on its arse and the infrastructure is falling to bits. It’s a fucking truly dreadful idea and just him playing to the working people with something totally unrealistic because he thinks those people are thick.

Getting his ducks in a row for when he loses. Making sure his army of idiots are prepared for the war that follows.