Dazzler

I distinctly remember the commentators/pundits wanking themselves daft over Brighton, and we were coming off a bunch of shitty results, including getting shagged by Villa so they were all praying we'd collapse again only for Brighton to completely shit the bed. It was glorious

They did the same at SJP last season when Miggy destroyed them by constantly putting their keeper under pressure. Despite shipping goals for fun they still tried to play out from the back because it's the only tactic he has. When it works well it's great for them, but when it doesn't they tend to get beat, heavily.

It was about @Nefilim tbh. I'm guessing his mobile phone privileges have been revoked, he's been notably absent recently, and I kind of miss his bat shit insane posts. Also, Albert over in the boxing thread seems like he'd believe in a firmament and ice wall.

Bruno's da is driving around in his taxi with a big sarnie board on top "FOR SALE - 26 Y/O BRAZILIAN INTERNATIONAL CENTRAL MIDFIELDER. £100M NO OFFERS. NO TYRE KICKERS."

You've just triggered any and all flat earthers that lurk on the board. We're going to have to ask a lot of grown adults who still wear nappies whether they sit or stand to wipe and we're not going to be able to handle the responses.

.......or Bruno has.

De Zerbi - The Italian Big Ange. Maybe they could arrange a double act at Liverpool (they have previous with having two managers at a time). Their centre backs will never leave the centre circle and ONLY pass amongst themselves regardless of the opposition's press.

His reaction to this should lead to some cracking memes. Fox is the prick's prick, is he still crying that Billie Piper took his kids from him?

He'll need a ladder to get into the fucker, he's only 4'6

If we can follow that up with "and who the fuck is Charlie Hurley?" that would be great.

Quite simply, that was the drizzling shits.

Put Murphy on the bench. He doesn’t deserve to start after that performance tbh. Then again, none of them do.

Thank fuck that’s over.

Bruno is desperate to do some fancy flicky pass and it almost never works, especially tonight.

Hall has been lively since coming on. Probably man of the match tbh

At least Sheffield are so fucking shit that someone is likely getting a free hit at the weekend.

Dubravka getting megged too. Pope saves that.

Fucking longstaffs pass was suicidal there man. Pure shite.

A shot on target! Finally.

Eze kicked the ball away, nowt given. Ref has a palace badge tattooed on his left knocker, nailed on.

Shit fucking cunts man. That was a fucking blatant pen.

Pen!!!!! Blatant bastard foul.

That was at home iirc

Ah na I don’t dispute the lead like, it’s thoroughly deserved, but the refereeing has been shite, which seems to be a recurring theme.