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Aye, Trippier is good when we're doing weird routines but Hall and Gordon have been putting in better direct balls from corners and freekicks since Trippier's been out

Hall's distribution is class. You can tell he plied his trade in midfield in the Chelsea youth sides.

Bruno heading like me if I was unmarked in the box. Awful attempt

Isak getting marked by Martinez should be funny as fuck

Now the camera shows the actual damage of the very blatant pen

Blatant pen from all angles. What is the point of VAR?

Fucking pen that man. Show the bastard replay, cunts.

Wilson buries that 10 times out of 10

Trippier day dreaming about not winning the league with Bayern next season perhaps?

The defence was shocking there man, absolute shambles.

That kid that played a season at Sunderland does not look like he belongs in a Man Utd team other than THIS man utd team. Delightfully average.

Hopefully Trippier has remembered how to take set plays.

Snide Bruno is trying to provoke proper Bruno into a cheap booking. Hopefully, he doesn't bite because he's a temperamental cunt.

Aye we definitely need a Willock or Joelinton in there to compliment the graft of a Longstaff or Anderson for me.

Wasteful by longstaff that. Not nearly as bad as Bruno's free kick straight to their midfielder though

Just wish people would indicate which way we're supposed to be going.

Is it not ford puns? If not, I have limited myself heavily here. It's exhausting trying to keep up.

As is the Custom. @Gemmill is just trying to be a (Ford) Edgelord.

He makes sense given that Pope is almost a decade older, and has fucked his shoulder twice in the past. As good as Pope has been, we should always look at improving IMO and depth in goal is definitely one of the places we could do with being better - with Dubravka and Karius both likely off.

"I'm going to do something I rarely do." *Proceeds to play this clip* "Kill them again, let's fucking go"

"Aah dinnit care that aah've beyn out of work for 10 years. Aah have ti tak a stand and mak me voice heard. Ahm not working for the heyd chopping bastids, marra. Aah'd rather keyp signing on than work for the embassy cleyners. What? Thirteyn quid an hour, did yi say? Allahew akbar, marra"

That's what I am expecting - Except I fully expect a bent decision with the scores that leads to a draw and forces a shitfest rematch no one wants. Unless Fury can knock Usyk down I expect Usyk to outbox/score him as he's the superior technician IMO, but the judges will still score it evenly. Bookmark this to royally mock me on Sunday morning when I get this immensely wrong

The ring walks are expected for 11pm, but it'll depend on how long the undercard matches go and the olympic ceremony bollocks the saudis like to do before the main events. So it could end up nearer to 3 in the morning

It wouldn't have worked nearly as well against Usyk anyway as he's not going to stand still and windmill, hoping for the best. Less weight probably means he can be slightly quicker than normal - which he'll need. I still think Usyk outboxes him though, so it could be an interesting (yet dull as fuck) fight.

You would rescind this and apologise profusely if you ever saw my mam. Then you'd be sued heavily, for false advertising.