Dazzler

The spending cap has been voted in. man city, man utd and villa all voted against it and chelsea abstained. Fuck know what it all means but there's going to be a spending cap now.

I don't have a fanny and it still dried out seeing this.

Trending TRIPPIER Trending DOUBLE DENIM Trending DRY FANNY

Can we vote for her in the general election?

On the opening night of debates he labours in dragging one leg behind him, and his arm his hanging at his waist. He gets to the podium, his face is completely melted down one side. He says one thing, and one thing only...."and of course, the genocide", face plants the podium, strokes out on the floor, his wig falls off, has explosive diarrhoea and dies. In front of a global audience. It may not be the end he wanted, but it's the one he deserves.

Not the worst thing one of their "legends" have done to a teenager tbf

The only that could be improved is with a ".....and then he died" at the end.

You need big balls to be a success in the premier league, so this fella is fucked.

Sandro Tonali and Lewis Hall posing for the latest team photo, circa 1899. Both are said to be thrilled at joining Newcastle United Football Club.

Seems like a canny volleyball player though.

Aye, I hate when I walk through the streets in England that have no oxygen. Makes it really hard to be English.

I both hated and loved Materazzi as a kid. Absolute shit house of a player, would put in a two footer like this and then roll around the floor two minutes later because someone gently brushed by him. He was always the best panto villain in any match he played in

Anyone with half a brain cell could have seen that coming. Shame Trump supporters just share the one amongst them.

Shame Longstaff and Dummett never taxi’d him to Ashworths house when they were all out tapping flaps.

Or imagine if she was black. They are scum the coppers over there.

10-0. No jokes.

Should have let the cunts fuck off and join the super league tbh. The league would be much more fun without them.

Disneyland ✅ I don't know if the context is right, I just wanted to feel involved.

He can finally drive around his living room in this:

A plot round the back for their ashes to be scattered would be better tbh.

Judging from my armchair, I would say the PSG game (and probably all the CL games tbf) had the better atmosphere because of the nature and level of importance, but it's been a while since the atmosphere was completely flat and shit (probably pre takeover)