Dazzler

I thought it was noticeable how little stick Pickford got the other night (probably because he was angling for a move here in his recent interview ) Remember when they applauded Townsend for 90 minutes straight when he played for England at their place whilst a toon player? Nah me neither.

Gazza is a degenerate but fuck me is the cunt a funny degenerate

The chair of the debate was hopeless too, she had zero control over it. They should have cut their mics off when it was the others turn to have a go.

He got a few in all honesty. But the highlight was the side slapping laughter he generated when he came out with his shite about the NHS waiting lists. “They are lower than the time when they were higher” This followed by a loud groan when he blamed the waiting lists on the doctor strikes.

It makes a change from someone else’s tbf.

The FA are pushing to have Paqueta banned for life. Oof.

“Branthwaite Carlisle born, back in the north east.” Carlisle is the north west you daft cunt.

She’s still hoping Johnson is going to fire a bastard up her. That’s where her political position is IMO. Based on zero factual evidence but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

I hope they have already had ashworth getting emails over to him from his new ineos account and Freedman grasses them.

The fact he hasn’t clocked he’s the prick in his made up story makes it even funnier. Why feel the need to prove how much of a mackem you are thousands of miles away from where anyone gives a fuck

Mackems are expecting Jordan Henderson to make the foray into management with them now, ignoring the fact he’s a mentally deficient chin dribbler.

Beat me to it. Bastard

"In his interview he played the board game operation and didn't make the fellas nose light up once. At that point I knew he was the right COO for us."

"Hello Big Angth, it'th me 'awy Kane, yeah obviouthly. Any chanth I can come back home to thpurth big Angth you flamin' galah? Hello?"

I can't wait until Neil Morrissey shags Bayern behind Kompany's back.

Ah yes, I was only thinking personal attacks rather than legitimate threats to health but aye they were definitely attacked more

I'll take his Trump and raise him an Obama (who was attacked constantly, by Trump and his pals)

My biggest fear of Trump getting back in is that the conflicts in Ukraine and Palestine escalate into a global conflict. Putin becomes emboldened because his stooge is back in office, and said stooge will absolutely declare war on Iran - which he tried to do until covid shagged his plans up the arse. He needs to be found guilty for the good of the planet IMO. But this is the American government and justice system where common sense is often viewed as a dirty word.

Any excuse to bump this absolute classic:

Kompany announced as Bayern manager. SSN felt the need to point out that Alonso, Nagelsmann and Rangnick all knocked them back and that's the only reason he got the job