Dazzler

This co commentator is wanking himself daft over Gordon’s form now as if he hasn’t stank the place out until Saturday. Why even bother having a second commentator when he’s this brain dead.

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We going three at the back I presume.

I might stick the Arabic lads on. I don’t understand a word but at least I’ll fit the imaginary stereotype RTG have bestowed upon us.

“Good strike, but couldn’t find either corner.” So a fucking shit strike then you fucking tool.

That’s his pivoting leg. Without that how will he turn the wrong way?

You jinxed it.

AFC Wimbledon doing their bit to ensure we’ll never see a penny in transfer fees for Miggy by slowly and brutishly removing his legs.

Fucking get BDB at left back now!

These league two cunts love to try and end the careers of our goalies. Krafu will be praying his ACLs remain intact.

Sky Sports + skips the awful studio shit and lingers on the stadium like the foreign streams? It’s already better.

Brown envelopes, marra.

That reaction from the crowd was fucking pitiful. Sounded like someone did something boring on the PGA tour

Seriously need Bruno or Tonali on from second half kick off.

Aye but one is my granda and the other I’m certain is just a piece of paper with PSR fiddle written on it in crayon.

Why’s pope not on the bench? Is he getting his front teeth filed down?

I take it back. I’ve jinxed him here and feel guilty.

I blame Dubravka tbh. I’ve decided to give miggy and longstaff the night off.

Similar to Isak. We’re just not playing to include him. All of our balls are played wide and he isn’t as experienced to know to drop deep or slip wider to get involved.

It would be great if we could bring on someone with some passing skills in the second half tbh. Schar can’t do it all.

Schar whenever their no 9 gets near him.

Longstaff falling over close to the box. Trademark.