Dazzler

Except Steven Taylor, his ma and the boiler he knocked off that got him paggered by Andy Carroll.

Horteeculterel oasiseseses will never not make me laugh til I nearly spew my rim.

Similar thing happened with my mam, she had a supporting letter from a high ranking professor at the RVI who'd been treating her for years (years she should have been on PIP/disability benefits and didn't want to 'cause problems'). She was knocked back, due to a lack of sufficient evidence supporting her claim, which was laughable on it's own. She had to have a phone conversation with someone from DWP when we appealed, and a phone call with my mam is all it would take any rational person to realise she is pretty severely disabled. This still wasn't enough apparently, and when the tribunal date was announced they relented and awarded her PIP. Probably because they couldn't be arsed attending, and they knew they'd lose. Luckily, my mam and dad weren't broke so the wait didn't ruin them financially, but most people aren't that fortunate.

They also, do not care for man city. Plus, I thought it was always us that put ourselves back in our place by being shite. Learn something new every day.

The mackems love man utd as well as everton it appears. They do not, however, care for Coventry marras.

That would track considering he's proper mentally deficient so probably isn't housebroken yet.

What is the end game for them? Try to get more people back into work to try and massage the employment rates so when the election rolls around they can say look at how good the employment rates are now thank to us? Because even if that's the short term thinking they're adopting then all Labour need to do is go, yes but look at the latest statistics on sick leave and the spike in reported incidents to the HSE as a result of you forcing people back into work who were not fit and well enough to be there. It's clear they don't give a fuck about the people they are supposed to govern, but no matter how they try to spin this it's going to be catastrophic as most people already think they are horrible cunts for planning this cut to disability benefits but by the time of the election the stats are going to evidence the negative impact it's had. The longer they go without calling the election the pace in which they are moving towards extinction picks up. So not only evil but chin dribblingly stupid too which is terrifying. Thank fuck we'll be shot of them soon.

Trying to deflect from blaming younger people for the "sick note culture" only to then state that the increase in sickness post-pandemic is down to younger people is classic Sunak. At least there's a job for him on the history channel when his political career is completely obliterated. He says he wants to tackle the problem of mental health in younger people - but isn't prepared to look at the fact that the outlook for younger people becomes bleaker by the day. Can't afford to buy a house - because the barriers are too high, can't afford to rent a house - because private landlords are charging a fucking fortune, which has only gotten worse due to his predecessor and her suicidal budget increasing interest rates. The retirement age will be closer to 75 for them at the rate things are going and when they retire there probably won't be a state pension anymore. The price of everything is monumental - couples now need two good jobs just to survive.

She should become an accountant then, she might save you a few quid on insurance.

Aye, now we have to buy mini-fridges for the living room because god forbid we go to the kitchen for a fresh can. That extra £100m better be coming back to us armchair fans to invest in the proper kit.

If only PSG didn't have the ref and VAR in their back pocket to absolutely shaft us in injury time, injuries or not.

Where the fuck were you yesterday with this? I had a whole weekend planned safe in the knowledge that there would be replays in the FA cup next season. Weekend's ruined now.

"Newcastle United legend" .. written by Steven Taylor

Four men on the titanic when it hits the iceberg. Waiter: We need to get to the lifeboats. Teacher: We need to save the kids. Lawyer: Fuck those kids. Priest: Do you think we have time?

Twitter is blocking the link it appears. The link in the tweet leads to an error page yet the story is very much still on the Bloomberg website Rishi Sunak Hit by Fresh Poll Blows as Working Age Voters Desert Tories - Bloomberg

At least she got a photo with the demon headmaster and the turtle from finding nemo.

It's sat on a (dry) floating car park tbf

The checky got tased and thrown in the luggage compartment after this photo though.

That has already been attempted by Johnson and was comprehensively debunked as bullshit though. On top of that the tories tried to bully the BBC into not referring to it as a false accusation, which the beeb ignored - which made them look even more stupid. No doubt they will try and dredge it back up in a final act of desperation but I doubt it's going to have any impact whatsoever.

He hasn't been married to a lot of his baby providers tbf. There are a lot of floppy haired cunts throughout our education system, and even more in various hazardous waste bins throughout the NHS

Owld Lizzie seemingly loves getting her kegs off, didn't she ruin the marriage of another MP by riding him too? The most surprising thing about this list is how unsurprising it is.