Dazzler

Way to use three vague accountancy terms and throw them together to almost make sense

I don't know. Let me consult the spreadsheet I made showing my available skills and report back.

Minor might be a bit of a stretch since he's looking at 3 months out

Wiki's missus didn't wash her hole out properly would be my guess.

The fact that the fixtures are still seeded - so the big boys get more of the easier/favourable draws renders this format completely fucking pointless. May as well knock the knockout stages on the head and just have it so you play the same amount of games as you would in the old format (13 I think), the match draw is completely random and whoever has the most points after that wins the trophy. This would be completely shit but at least makes a bit of sense. Even up the number of games to 15 or something. This is just a more convoluted way to get to the same end result - making sure the big teams make it through at the expense of the teams they wish weren't there.

I mean it was Staveley etc that extended his contract. They really should have just let him run it down and released him into the wild.

Is his contract up at the end of this season?

"A thinking man's Rambo" sounds absolutely shite tbf. Also, does First Blood part one a bit of an injustice if you ask me. John Wick is a thinking man's rambo compared to everything from part two onwards though - and I fucking love John Wick (except 4 which was too long, and not violent enough) - speaking purely as a thinking man, of course.

Tbf I got absolutely smashed on the Saturday at the sela weekender with my card I use for tickets so by this logic I should have scored for at least one set of tickets so far.

I’ve tried the Man City and Brighton games for the family section with the bairn. I’ll try my luck with general tickets next time since the family section is a total bust.

At least 74 I think, born in 1950 would have made him 18 in 68. Either way, he's definitely too old to be brown nosing mackems on a message board.

The scouse divvy went for a pint in Arthurs Hill in a bar that spent more time being rebuilt after it was burned down than it ever did as an operating bar and was shocked and appalled that a bar in the heart of a run down council estate was not exactly the friendliest place for a scouse cunt in an Everton top on a match day. Roker on the other hand...... My limited knowledge of Roker is that it's a private estate, and largely beach front - i.e. poundland Whitley - which makes it worlds apart from Arthurs Hill, the mad scouse cunt.

That poor bin has no idea they're about to be treated to the shocker, do they? The monster just goading him behind his back.

Aye I read the headline and my first thought was "well, yeah obviously."

"Tha only reyson wa went up the tewn was coz tha bus back to sunlin was later than getting the bus in sunlin back to sunlin, marra so ya could get more domestic violence fewl into yeh. The fact that the bus from barcode land to sunlin took 45 minutes longer stands up to any screwtiney and aah won't have anyone saying it renders my whole argument redundant. Aah'll the bus ride did was give ez plenty more time to think about the fact wor Shelley was knocking off me brother whilst aah was in tewn. Aah meyn aah should av known - eez dad to both of weh, marra."

I'd walk in the room and immediately apologise for wasting her time before rushing to find a toilet to clean the jizz off the inside of me drawers before it dries.

Decked out in mag paraphernalia too...mag behaviour, marra.

This is fake news because something about Rayner's council house.

Reacher is decent, Invincible is absolutely class. Jack Ryan, The Man in the High Castle - both watchable. Fallout was mint. There are probably others as well like. Plus prime has a bunch of the champions league games this season, and presumably will still be showing the Prem games over Christmas like in past years.

I think there may be a general feeling of "he's fucking staged this one, hasn't he lads?" because it seems to have fallen off a cliff edge. The power of diminishing returns, at some point someone trying to shoot Trump becomes the norm and no-one gives a shit anymore. I just wish it wasn't half blind simpletons attempting it.

Prime had such a decent run of shows that ranged from watchable to excellent - sadly, it appears the run is finally over. "You won, Australia. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Australia. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Australia, take your money and get off my property."

"Clearly in a different league to us albeit lower" They do know how the footballing pyramid works, don't they? Also they don't get to pass judgement on horse assaults anymore. That ship sailed very recently.