Dazzler

Trying to deflect from blaming younger people for the "sick note culture" only to then state that the increase in sickness post-pandemic is down to younger people is classic Sunak. At least there's a job for him on the history channel when his political career is completely obliterated. He says he wants to tackle the problem of mental health in younger people - but isn't prepared to look at the fact that the outlook for younger people becomes bleaker by the day. Can't afford to buy a house - because the barriers are too high, can't afford to rent a house - because private landlords are charging a fucking fortune, which has only gotten worse due to his predecessor and her suicidal budget increasing interest rates. The retirement age will be closer to 75 for them at the rate things are going and when they retire there probably won't be a state pension anymore. The price of everything is monumental - couples now need two good jobs just to survive.

She should become an accountant then, she might save you a few quid on insurance.

Aye, now we have to buy mini-fridges for the living room because god forbid we go to the kitchen for a fresh can. That extra £100m better be coming back to us armchair fans to invest in the proper kit.

If only PSG didn't have the ref and VAR in their back pocket to absolutely shaft us in injury time, injuries or not.

Where the fuck were you yesterday with this? I had a whole weekend planned safe in the knowledge that there would be replays in the FA cup next season. Weekend's ruined now.

"Newcastle United legend" .. written by Steven Taylor

Four men on the titanic when it hits the iceberg. Waiter: We need to get to the lifeboats. Teacher: We need to save the kids. Lawyer: Fuck those kids. Priest: Do you think we have time?

Twitter is blocking the link it appears. The link in the tweet leads to an error page yet the story is very much still on the Bloomberg website Rishi Sunak Hit by Fresh Poll Blows as Working Age Voters Desert Tories - Bloomberg

At least she got a photo with the demon headmaster and the turtle from finding nemo.

It's sat on a (dry) floating car park tbf

The checky got tased and thrown in the luggage compartment after this photo though.

That has already been attempted by Johnson and was comprehensively debunked as bullshit though. On top of that the tories tried to bully the BBC into not referring to it as a false accusation, which the beeb ignored - which made them look even more stupid. No doubt they will try and dredge it back up in a final act of desperation but I doubt it's going to have any impact whatsoever.

He hasn't been married to a lot of his baby providers tbf. There are a lot of floppy haired cunts throughout our education system, and even more in various hazardous waste bins throughout the NHS

Owld Lizzie seemingly loves getting her kegs off, didn't she ruin the marriage of another MP by riding him too? The most surprising thing about this list is how unsurprising it is.

Fucking hell, imagine having a Supermarket propping your club up financially with rent etc and quite literally propping up one of your stands

Is that actually attached to their stadium?

Needs more Alex Brooker. 6/10.

Thank fuck we're a supermarket then, eh?

"Yee takin' the piss, like?"

It's a common fucking saying, don't be such a pedant

Will they at least serve mead on the tall ships?

Improved.. fucking improved IMO.