Dazzler

Bruno's da is driving around in his taxi with a big sarnie board on top "FOR SALE - 26 Y/O BRAZILIAN INTERNATIONAL CENTRAL MIDFIELDER. £100M NO OFFERS. NO TYRE KICKERS."

You've just triggered any and all flat earthers that lurk on the board. We're going to have to ask a lot of grown adults who still wear nappies whether they sit or stand to wipe and we're not going to be able to handle the responses.

.......or Bruno has.

De Zerbi - The Italian Big Ange. Maybe they could arrange a double act at Liverpool (they have previous with having two managers at a time). Their centre backs will never leave the centre circle and ONLY pass amongst themselves regardless of the opposition's press.

His reaction to this should lead to some cracking memes. Fox is the prick's prick, is he still crying that Billie Piper took his kids from him?

He'll need a ladder to get into the fucker, he's only 4'6

If we can follow that up with "and who the fuck is Charlie Hurley?" that would be great.

Quite simply, that was the drizzling shits.

Put Murphy on the bench. He doesn’t deserve to start after that performance tbh. Then again, none of them do.

Thank fuck that’s over.

Bruno is desperate to do some fancy flicky pass and it almost never works, especially tonight.

Hall has been lively since coming on. Probably man of the match tbh

At least Sheffield are so fucking shit that someone is likely getting a free hit at the weekend.

Dubravka getting megged too. Pope saves that.

Fucking longstaffs pass was suicidal there man. Pure shite.

A shot on target! Finally.

Eze kicked the ball away, nowt given. Ref has a palace badge tattooed on his left knocker, nailed on.

Shit fucking cunts man. That was a fucking blatant pen.

Pen!!!!! Blatant bastard foul.

That was at home iirc

Ah na I don’t dispute the lead like, it’s thoroughly deserved, but the refereeing has been shite, which seems to be a recurring theme.

Longstaff finally wins a free kick. Celebrations.

Anderson wins a battle of strength. Freekick to them. They grab hold of our players. Play on.

This is fucking awful, I can’t see where the equaliser is going to come from.