Dazzler

Trademark Longstaff performance then. His best performances are when you forget he’s on the pitch because he’s just doing the shit no one pays attention to but is vital to our midfield being successful.

4- “He shags who he wants”

He should. He’s earned it.

Reminds me of Mourinho’s Balotelli story from Inter. Only with a happy ending

That looks like big Ange rubbed a pritt stick all over himself and rolled himself around on the floor of whichever butcher cut Maddison’s hair.

Probably even more impressive than coming 4th last year with a strong squad available most weeks. We’d probably be in the running for the league title this season if we’d had a strong squad available all year.

Spurs, in the CL places and playing well told to throw a pivotal game in their season. He has to be on a wind up

Or bray. To commemorate the braying we just give them.

Joe White and Dummett. Eddie’s shit housing mags are taking the piss.

Semolina grey I believe.

If Spurs fans weren’t complete pricks I’d almost feel sorry for them having to travel here, climb to level 7 for a guaranteed annual pasting.

Ritchie on to take the piss. Anderson has been class today, nice he can have a rest.

Not bad going for a 65 year old.

I'd take it if it meant Klopp had to quit knowing his one PL title was being taken away from him.

Could you not do that anyway? However they try to label it, they've accused you of fraud by it's very definition.

Surely, you're all just looking forward to winning the Vanarama National League North title with a record win % of 100%, stealing the Johnston Paint Trophy, and probably still winning the FA Cup - despite the inevitable ban from European competitions?

The time for Agent Maddison to shine is now.

I think it's meant to represent the sound of Dummett's boots hitting the grass in full sprint. But it's missing the ellipses between each duh

Our pace on the break is going to be frightening (but the bad kind).

tbf is that not the shit there's a fraud investigation going on over?