Dazzler

Fucking hell, imagine having a Supermarket propping your club up financially with rent etc and quite literally propping up one of your stands

Is that actually attached to their stadium?

Needs more Alex Brooker. 6/10.

Thank fuck we're a supermarket then, eh?

"Yee takin' the piss, like?"

It's a common fucking saying, don't be such a pedant

Will they at least serve mead on the tall ships?

Improved.. fucking improved IMO.

I wasn't tbf, I had us drawing a handful of our remaining games in line with our performances over the past two seasons against bastard low block teams. I still had us 6th.

I'd take Conference League tbf, I think we'd probably win that one and still be able to heavily rotate since we'd effectively be battering olive farmers and snow shovellers (or whatever semi-pro Eastern Europeans do for work). However, I don't think Isak or Bruno would be quite so keen to stick around, and it's not as if they aren't going to have a shit tonne of suitors who qualify for the CL.

Tu me Tu you?

Maybe that's the work they're really doing to the Tyne Bridge that's currently fucking my commute up.

I can at least take comfort in the fact that I was born a solid 18 years after the moon landing so I'm not that 'old', but I sadly remember when wannabe came out and the spice girls rose to prominence.

2-1 to the mighty genocide committing mags. Dubravka to score directly from a goal kick.

I came to the same top 6 as you, and the only thing I had was Man Utd fluking to 7th ahead of Chelsea. If England lose the 5th CL spot, what happens with 6th? Is it conference league or fuck all?

Gary Delaney called, and he'd like his joke back.

We'll likely miss Europe in that case, but at least we'll likely get to see if all the window lickers on Twitter are right about Alex Murphy.

We fucked up PSG at home, and got shafted out of a victory at their place yet they are in the semis and we finished bottom of our group, the daft cunt is making strawiest of straw man arguments.

Agree, but then lefties taking freekicks:

Never underestimate the power of Klopp's wobbling gob when it comes to gaining advantage from dodgy decisions... Never.