Dazzler

You can expect that, and hopefully Pep does too and Howe can spring a surprise on you. If we play like we have our defending will be crap and we'll barely ever break on you. We won't dominate possession either

The fella on the right with the face of a man who's just been told what a Thai lady boy will do to your ringpiece for 5000 baht.

From .com. Looks like Smith was later in the window. However, Ashley's 'freebies' included £10m of disclosed fees and an undisclosed amount for Alan Smith.

They sing the one pound fish song and the first one to mess the words up is D.

Darren Eales is the type of bloke that would walk in on his daughter and her friends getting ready for a night out and say "don't worry ladies, nothing I haven't seen before" with a fully on display semi. However, as a CEO he seems fine, if unspectacular so far. Definitely wouldn't have a pint with him though.

All that was appreciated, but I need to know when to stick on my tena pants because am I fuck walking about in them all day.

Not to be "that" bloke or anything. But you haven't put the kick off time and all the other fundamental information required for a match thread. Even LTA did that, albeit with a made up time and quite often the wrong date. But the effort was there. Please correct this.

Looks all set for a round of golf.

0-3 I'm not setting myself up for crushing disappointment.

Or coked up gypsy wankers when Tyson Fury arrives on the scene.

“God bless” I genuinely think he might have brain damage. He sounds unwell.

No coming back from that. Enjoy retirement AJ, but you’re done. Even if Dubois is the one who sounds like he’s had his skull crushed in.

Joshua getting punched into retirement.

Probably refused Saudi and now we don’t have minteh so howe’s giving him the Fraser treatment. Obviously, this is completely not the case, but let’s say it is.

Because the alternative is Miggy (who Howe seems to be avoiding for the most part). I think if Wilson was fit he’d have been dropped IMO. He can’t afford to drop him when he’s the main back up to Isak who’s also made of cheese strings.

It’s definitely his attitude like, it’s fucking lifting. He looks like he’d rather be anywhere else tbh. Honestly would prefer the Miggy, Trips and Longstaff combo down the right from the 4th place season at the minute. Let that tell you how bad it is

Albert? I wonder if anyone with oasis tickets is tuning in and wondering just what they spunked £300 quid on.

6-0 Vinnie Jones in nets to stop it getting to double figures again.

“You are nowhere neyeh ti catching is George, despite my facial appendage beyn aah’ll oweh the stadeeum”

There’s a certain aptness to the cunt with snide in his surname

Black shat

I wonder if 45 is the year he was born. If so the cunt is a year off 80 and spends his days trawling a Sunlin message board looking for companionship. His time would be better spent not getting hard for prostitutes tbh.

Oh no lads, they're on to us.

Desperate and needy - meet needy and desperate