Dazzler

Ah na I don’t dispute the lead like, it’s thoroughly deserved, but the refereeing has been shite, which seems to be a recurring theme.

Longstaff finally wins a free kick. Celebrations.

Anderson wins a battle of strength. Freekick to them. They grab hold of our players. Play on.

This is fucking awful, I can’t see where the equaliser is going to come from.

Harsh booking that imo. Shoulder to shoulder, and a diving little bitch.

Anderson seemed to stand on Clyne not the other way around. But I’ll take owt that stops them attacking us

I wonder what time they’ll unfurl their khashoggi bedsheets this time?

Half time and not a single shot on goal. Someone better come out with butterfly stitches Fergie style for that.

At least we’d have found out where the line is re: albinos and hate crimes.

His tash is fucking shan though

Every time palace make a challenge it sounds like a fucking ufc leg kick. Filthy bastards.

That kid they got from Blackburn looks quality so far tbf

Schar calling ayew soft

Our passing accuracy stats so far must be fucking shit. I didn’t realised red and blue clashed so badly with black and white, that’s the only feasible reason we keep gifting them possession.

We aren’t losing so it’s not not working.

Bruno as well tbh

Why do we seem intent on passing them the ball back on the edge of our own box?

Something about that albino bastard for them boils my piss, I don’t know what it is. Is that a hate crime?

I mean I meant the autograph was inside the frame, but she's probably got his face tattooed above her chuff an'arl.

A trophy is a trophy IMO. We'd piss the early parts of the conference league could comfortably rotate the squad to make sure we're not running our top players into the ground again. Plus, it will be hilarious to see the mackems call it tin pot if we win it even though they'd mott their sisters (rather than going in dry, like normal) just to have the opportunity to take part in the competition.

Nah he impregnated both. The blonde is now the unwed mother of a horrendous looking child. The brunette has a coat hanger in a fancy frame with Johnson's autograph on her mantle piece.

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

Even just looking at the picture (ignoring the dodgy lines), what advantage does the Coventry player have? He looks completely stationary he's facing the wrong way and leaning towards the ball - so not really ready to sprint at all. The man utd player on the other hand is already positioned perfectly to get back, and already running, which gives him the advantage. Then the dodgy lines suggest he was never offside anyway.

I don’t see the point in negotiations if you’re that far apart tbh. Ratcliffe is bat shit insane if he thinks he’ll big time us, didn’t we pay more than £2m to get him from Brighton?

“Spunder Ven”