Dazzler

At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy.

Heads will roll for that tweet. Not because the Saudis have brought their guillotine over for the match but because they will be falling clean off mackem shoulders all over wearside.

We sold our soul for untold riches and success - they sold theirs to us for a few quid and a battering

"Eddie Hitler"

At least if they force a replay our club will give them some lovely red and white banners in return. Classy from the club IMO.

What a divvy, everyone knows fuck the mags in Thai is เพศสัมพันธ์แม็ก - not whatever nonsense he's had etched onto his skin. Even that translates back as "sex mag" which would have been even funnier to see tattooed on his skin

Absolutely tremendous. If this keeps going there won't be a mackem in the ground, they'll all be stood outside their club shop protesting with badly spelled sarnie boards.

New signage for the black cat bar for Saturday - surely this has to have been faked to wind up those at RTG

Aye mate, it's called the Stadium of Light, and the wider area of Sunderland, you fucking spanner

I swear the kid is a parody account and has just gone too deep down the rabbit hole.

"Only me pals call is Nefilim, wor kid"

That's my view as well. I really don't think the PIF arm of the ownership will give a shite about sentimentality, injuries or whether we over achieved last season. It'll come down to the results, and if they continue they'll get rid. Like you, I hope it doesn't happen.

Let's not forget the 172 men and women we don't know or what they were accused/guilty of. Let's also wipe out any moral integrity you think have the second you call the place of the execution "chop-chop square", thus making light of everything you have just said you are morally outraged by.

Incredible how nobs come out of the woodwork during transfer windows. Sean Casey will be along shortly with his "as I said" bullshit.

He's a born loser then, no wonder he lost the final.

So far the list is pretty much obvious - Prince Andrew, Clinton and Trump who were already pretty much known about - I don't think I've seen any actors mentioned yet other than the typical accusations to Tom Hanks because of his reactions to the Gervais jokes. The strangest one is Steven Hawking apparently being accused of participating in an underage orgy - how the fuck would he have managed that, tie a strap on to his shins and have him drive backwards and forwards?

Judging by the documentary they seemed to take a lot of interest tbf. There was a whole team of PIF people in a zoom call to sign off the Gordon signing IIRC. I don't want Howe gone, I think he's been a miracle worker, and the culture he's cultivated has been immense - the connection between the fans and the club now is better than I can ever recall it being, that's mainly down to Howe IMO. However, the doylems are often the most vocal of any fan base and it would not surprise me if said doylems were the ones that cost the man his job, because they turn after a bad showing against the mackems. Look at the mackems with Mowbray - most of the normal crowd liked him and wanted him to stay, the most braindead of their support got him out - same with Birmingham and Eustace from memory, and they ended up with fucking Rooney!

I think it's wishful thinking to think that Staveley, Reuben and Merdhad have that kind of control tbh. I think if the Saudis want a change then change it is, no matter how much the others push back.

That's the shitty business that is football, unfortunately. If we lose on Saturday all the chin dribblers will be out in force crying for him to be binned and the level headed normal people who love Howe will be drowned out (figuratively, not literally drowned in the tidal wave of saliva from the mongo arm of our fan base). Stranger things have happened, but him getting the bullet if we lose to the mackems is not out of the realms of possibility IMO. Especially, when we're likely to lose the two games after that too.

There's only the one street in Yemen

Aal show yee a fuckin' stick an aal, yi daft cunt

Stuart Pearce and John Barnes didn't too badly in a god awful season all things considered.. However a 60 year old Ian Rush was not a suitable replacement for a prime Sir Les. Also, playing Jon Dahl Tommason up top when he wasn't a striker was a terrible idea.