Dazzler

Murphy another assist. Not a bad return from him considering the word on the toontastic street is he’s proper shite

FYP

Pandering to the mackems hoping they'll be daft enough to give him the gig when Still knocks them back.

What's happened to his head? Either his shirt collar is too tight or someone has lit a fire up his arse but it seems to be expanding at a comedic rate each time it pans to him.

I don't think they could play "Oh fuck, how are we going to swing this one lads?"

"Looks alright to me marra, what about yew Steyvie?" "Got the ball, marra. Fair challenge."

Fair challenge, play on.

Aye, he's insanely calm. I've seen him take the ball and turn a midfielder inside out a few times in the first half and majority of his passes find their man no matter how tricky they are. He's getting better defensively too. If he keeps improving game on game he's going to be a worldie for us in a year or so.

Aye, Trippier is good when we're doing weird routines but Hall and Gordon have been putting in better direct balls from corners and freekicks since Trippier's been out

Hall's distribution is class. You can tell he plied his trade in midfield in the Chelsea youth sides.

Bruno heading like me if I was unmarked in the box. Awful attempt

Isak getting marked by Martinez should be funny as fuck

Now the camera shows the actual damage of the very blatant pen

Blatant pen from all angles. What is the point of VAR?

Fucking pen that man. Show the bastard replay, cunts.

Wilson buries that 10 times out of 10

Trippier day dreaming about not winning the league with Bayern next season perhaps?

The defence was shocking there man, absolute shambles.

That kid that played a season at Sunderland does not look like he belongs in a Man Utd team other than THIS man utd team. Delightfully average.

Hopefully Trippier has remembered how to take set plays.

Snide Bruno is trying to provoke proper Bruno into a cheap booking. Hopefully, he doesn't bite because he's a temperamental cunt.

Aye we definitely need a Willock or Joelinton in there to compliment the graft of a Longstaff or Anderson for me.

Wasteful by longstaff that. Not nearly as bad as Bruno's free kick straight to their midfielder though

Just wish people would indicate which way we're supposed to be going.

Is it not ford puns? If not, I have limited myself heavily here. It's exhausting trying to keep up.