Dazzler

Kelly and Tosin are proper good signings to improve the squad, especially on frees. Covers Botman and Lascelles while they recover and means we can spunk a wedge on a RW and a young striker to replace Wilson during his numerous and inevitable injury layoffs.

Where's the match thread you lazy cunt?

Poundland Elliott Anderson? No thanks.

The good news is that those cult members are all absolute spanners and will be on fox news boasting that they helped get Trump found innocent - only to then be arrested on criminal charges, and left to rot because Trump wouldn't be seen dead helping any of his idiot followers.

The lack of self-awareness trumps the arrogance. We're sticking to a contractual agreement that their incoming sporting director agreed and signed off on - Their new CEO has gone running to his mammy (the press) because another child won't give him their toy - and he wants it more than the other child so it's not fair. We delay the inevitable because it hamstrings them - it makes smart business sense. Why the fuck would we roll over for a competitor? Something tells me "TheReligion" wears water wings in the bath so he doesn't drown.

They don't like common sense and honesty on RTG - sonsofthewear and Bald King will be requested to provide their ticket stubs and labelled mags.

A combination of getting caught rifling boilers in the vermont and getting tapped up by Bayern Munich plus a pretendy calf injury so he can attend marriage counselling.

That's an insult to dipshits tbh

Why the fuck would De Zerbi want anything to do with that clown car of a club? That said, you're probably absolutely correct

Some kid for Liverpool over Tomori is criminal tbh. You'd think when we're fucked at LB even Burn would be getting a consideration (I know, I know!)

I can’t wait to hear the dope attempt half of the club names in that list tbh.

Isn’t that just the current standard of sports journalism? Misquote/represent a direct comment to drive up attention on their social media accounts.

Callum is a student with about 200 followers - I think he knows sweet fuck all tbh.

Because they are terrified he’ll call their footballing ability into question. Like that ex-pro he called someone who’d never kicked a ball before.

With the scousers it’s their victim mentality. It’s in their weird impure DNA.

False. Mackems support “their own” even after they fuck off and want nothing to do with their club. Wanting Dummett and Ritchie to fuck off is mag behaviour in its purest form.

“Statman” getting paggered by stats.

Looks like Wayne Lineker to me like. Especially stood next to sienna miller like he’s just offered her some cowies for a nosh.

I suddenly like ten hag and wish him and his team well in the cup final.

They spent £170m this season alone, so including £70m on a player who did similar numbers to lobby

That sounds like a job for raspberry jam.

There is genuine fear in this household that it’s going to find its way north. Not by me like, I’m a good few clem overweight so it would be a nice little kickstart to a diet for me

Man City’s entire squad getting cryptosporidiosis the day before the final is what our luck is made of today if we’re being honest.