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As is the Custom. @Gemmill is just trying to be a (Ford) Edgelord.

He makes sense given that Pope is almost a decade older, and has fucked his shoulder twice in the past. As good as Pope has been, we should always look at improving IMO and depth in goal is definitely one of the places we could do with being better - with Dubravka and Karius both likely off.

"I'm going to do something I rarely do." *Proceeds to play this clip* "Kill them again, let's fucking go"

"Aah dinnit care that aah've beyn out of work for 10 years. Aah have ti tak a stand and mak me voice heard. Ahm not working for the heyd chopping bastids, marra. Aah'd rather keyp signing on than work for the embassy cleyners. What? Thirteyn quid an hour, did yi say? Allahew akbar, marra"

That's what I am expecting - Except I fully expect a bent decision with the scores that leads to a draw and forces a shitfest rematch no one wants. Unless Fury can knock Usyk down I expect Usyk to outbox/score him as he's the superior technician IMO, but the judges will still score it evenly. Bookmark this to royally mock me on Sunday morning when I get this immensely wrong

The ring walks are expected for 11pm, but it'll depend on how long the undercard matches go and the olympic ceremony bollocks the saudis like to do before the main events. So it could end up nearer to 3 in the morning

It wouldn't have worked nearly as well against Usyk anyway as he's not going to stand still and windmill, hoping for the best. Less weight probably means he can be slightly quicker than normal - which he'll need. I still think Usyk outboxes him though, so it could be an interesting (yet dull as fuck) fight.

You would rescind this and apologise profusely if you ever saw my mam. Then you'd be sued heavily, for false advertising.

Albert's dead, isn't he? The biggest fight in years and he's nowhere to be seen. RIP Albert

At least win the league by March just to completely break Arteta and get the Liverpool fans to start petrol bombing slot's car.

I didn't look back at their examples tbf, I saw the first load of generic woe is me shite from them and bowed out almost instantly. I saw them blame it for them not winning the league and thought it was only going to get worse from there.

That kind of picture is almost exclusively an accompaniment to a news article that begins with "A disgraced, former football coach was sentenced today to X years for historic sex offences"

They blame it on them not winning the league - it's about 3-4 levels above everyone else

What kind of dick hardening substance are you peddling, marrow?

He should have went on to a dating app instead, apparently there are loads of kugas in my local area looking to hook up.

Just made the mistake of going on there to find a tin foil hat thread about how poorly treated they've been by referees due to corruption - which is what has cost them the league - because obviously, it couldn't be that Arsenal and Man City are better than them. Fuck me, you'd think they are the only team to have dodgy decisions go against them (ironically, a team that has probably benefited the most from VAR) - They must have all been on night shift the two times we've played them at Anfield in the last two years and won both games due to shitty ref/VAR decisions.

That part of you should be ashamed of himself.

Just watched Monkey Man. Like John Wick in India, and really enjoyed it.

In the Alex Ferguson school of "Bail to protect the legacy" - The difference is, Ferguson won everything, repeatedly, including winning the league with a tired, ageing squad in his last season and Klopp has won everything once, and royally shat the bed with a much younger squad .. Slot is going to have to cash in on Salah to the Saudis and they won't be able to afford a suitable replacement. Unless he's a top class manager, Liverpool could be absolutely fucked next year.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s probably a twitter ITK.

I thought we just rented it rather than a leasehold. Saudis should just buy the entire city centre gift us the land and then we can sell the lot back to ourselves.

We don’t own the stadium tbf so that would be a canny bit of accounting trickery

“Can I eat now please, Mr Antony?”