Dazzler

Where can this be purchased from? Asking for a friend, and not for the middle aged man I'm becoming that knows I'd get a five minute nosh as reward for buying this.

Aal show yi a fuckin' stick, yi daft cunt

That'll be him off then...

Watched obliterated on Netflix. Pure unadulterated trash TV - Action comedy with a bunch of good looking people in it playing spec ops soldiers, spies etc. Loads of chebs and arses, a few massive wangers - some with squirty cream on - another with a torture device shoved inside of it. Plenty of guns, explosions, car chases too. Pure shite, but still worth a watch.

All he does now? He's always threw tantrums, it's his default setting . That said at some point prior to almost single handedly ruining Eden Hazard's career by publicly blaming/shaming him for not digging him out of the shit (something he's always defaulted too tbf), he was one of the world's best. The footy was always turgid though. I want the bloke, and his ego nowhere near the club. Even if he would bring us League Cup and Europa Conference League glory. I'd take Howe and his humbleness over Jose and his twatishness any day of the week.

Oh well, we'd best get MBS to send the Khashoggi boys round to Neves' digs to 'convince' him to move to us on loan.

This GIF from a very appropriately themed episode of South Park is all I have to say here.

For example, had Longstaff been awarded a pen minutes earlier I would have absolutely expected our fans to say it was soft but considering their first pen was soft too it balances out. I didn't think any of the penalty incidents were pens, but that last one was pathetic. Even Carragher said it shouldn't have been given, and he had to pull his pants up and stop wanking live on TV for 30 seconds to say it.

That's a lot of words to describe a paedophile.

So similar minutes to Tonali who'd have a lot of our fans ripping it off at the hinge end if his ban was suddenly overturned. If he's training, and on the bench ready to play for Man City I couldn't give a shit how many minutes he's played, and don't believe he's as out and out a defensive midfielder as is being made out. A player ready to play 45-60 minutes at the drop of a hat, with PL experience, is better than adding yet another goalie to the bench, wouldn't you agree? If we don't get him, so be it. We may get someone else, but to turn your nose up at a player like Phillips because he's not good enough to get into one of the best teams in world football is a bit extreme. Also, what's the harm in changing up our system a bit, which judging by the results of late, isn't exactly working.

That was accidental, they were going for opposite holes and misjudged it - it happens.

"I'm getting bucked by a footy player tonight" "Eeeeeeee you're gonna be a wag, marra" *Turns up - kid in a Sunderland trackie opens the door* "Please don't touch me."

If he's fit enough to warm Pep's bench then he's fit enough to come off said bench for us IMO. Especially at the minute, when we have zero rotation options. However, if they want an obligation to buy they can get fucked. Make it optional and we can have a conversation at the end of the season.

Why would you automatically assume she's not and that he is? The fact it's actually gone to trial suggests that there's some truth to the whole thing considering sexual offences are notoriously difficult to charge for given that consent is very difficult to prove/disprove. That's not saying people don't/wouldn't lie about it, but the chances of it even getting to trial without sufficient evidence is slim.

"No means no" must mean something else down under.

Heart says no, head says possibly. I think it comes down to the Saudis and how much they are worried about the short term goals of their investment. Staveley, Merdhad and Reuben will have very little influence if PIF have made their minds up. I hope they back him rather than sack him in January though, he's built up a lot of goodwill and only the absolute wall punchers will be crying for his head if we lose to the mackems.

Na, sounds shit. On the other hand if they threw a little musical number in there.....

Is Domonic meant to be a witty play on demonic, or just a really bad attempt at spelling Dominic? Because surely Demonic Cummings works better (it's still stupid, but it's better).

Then you should go back and read the posts from @Nefilim, mate. They've been a laugh a minute so far.

Jose and his technicolour scapegoat.

Yep it is. Maybe they are confusing Psy-op with syfy - the TV channel that brought us such visionary classics as Sharknado, Sharknado 2, Sharknado 3, Sharknado 4.......