Dazzler

Don't make me step up in vane only to see my thread deleted again. I don't want nor need that kind of negativity.

I mean we've gotten rid of that many youngsters, but most of them have gone to league 2 on a free and the one we could have made a decent wedge on at one point in Matty Longstaff to Udinese ended up getting injured and being shite.

Which one is she?

Wife: Merry Christmas pet, I know you've always wanted a massive cock so surprise. Husband: That's not what I meant. This rope will come in handy though. I'm off into that barn, don't follow me.

Especially considering the quality of his lass in season 1 - Until she died (spoilers - fuck off it's been out for a few years now).

You are correct it is (or was - fuck knows what night clubs exist anymore). Please feel free to quote me - in five years I would still prefer to have the biggest cock in a night club one night a week over some trophies - however, the latter is far more realistic than the former.

You've just given me my disability tbf, I can't fight lads I am presently dying the worst possible kind of death I can think of.

All governmental cycles fail in fairness or we'd only ever have had one party in power, ever. It's only the sheer spectacular nature of that failure that makes it stand out. The failures of the tories during their reign have been the most spectacular of all time - almost awe inspiring if it wasn't so fucking depressing.

I'll be 40 in 2027. Is that too old to be conscripted or will I need to come up with a fake disability to get me out of it?

Titus Bramble had the biggest cock in Digital on a Thursday night...Or he was the biggest cock in Digital on a Thursday night, I forget which. Either way I'd take either of those awards over 5 tin pot trophies.

I take it you've not watched the BBC in a while, it's been getting advertised incessantly since the start of December. It's not going to be the same as it used to be. The 2024 version of Gladiators - the sexy and scantily clad ones will be the men and the women will have too much HGH and tren in their bloodstream.

I think a centrist is the realistic alternative. The hard shift to the right by the Tories has cost them more than it will ever benefit them. No one normal wants an extreme party - otherwise Corbyn would have won by a fucking landslide years ago. The further right they go the more voters they lose and the more obscure they'll become. In a few years they'll flush the nazis out and move back to the centre once Labour have dropped the ball again. Such is the way of British politics.

Starmer sitting dead centre of the political spectrum with perhaps an earlobe hanging over to the left would be a significant improvement on what we have now. An inoffensive PM who understands the social duties of his role but who will have a keen eye on the economy will do for me. When the government is more focused on dehumanising a specific group of people that's a time to be concerned IMO. Starmer may not be the perfect labour leader in the eyes of a lot of the left, but he's pretty much the perfect one to convince the fence sitters to shift their votes from the Tories and win a GE - and he doesn't seem to be a totally odious cunt either.

UEFA aren't motivated to change the rules either as if they do something about it that is legitimately fair and allows clubs to invest within their means (I.e. hastening our growth) then the clubs who currently oppose the ESL may well change their minds and throw the whole footballing landscape up in the air. It's a tightrope really, and we need the club (or any club really) to expose some loopholes in the FFP rulebook that can be exploited. Chelsea did it with the long contracts, there must be more areas within FFP that can be exploited.

Mackems - him being younger than their centre backs blows a huge hole in their "young squad" excuses

Imagine having a serious conversation about conflict in the middle-east and the west getting involved due to attacks on merchant ships and some spanner in the group interrupts someone in the middle of speaking and THIS is his contribution. I think I'd piss myself laughing, what a fucking idiot

In short, yes - Caulkin, Waugh and Taylor Payne

FYP

The capitalisation, the abbreviation, or the giving some mackems the benefit of assuming they aren't all complete chest thumping fucktards?

Does Quiff work rolling shifts? So far Lee Ryder comes on for a few days and has a few days off. My guess is it's a disgruntled worker from the Nissan plant taking out his frustrations on us whenever he has a few days off on his continental shift patterns.

Aye - Similar to Saudi and 9/11 because the perpetrators were Saudi nationals. TBF that thread is only a handful of SMB nutters making it about football - most of it is people pointing out that Saudi supports Yemen, and that the Houthis are cunts for attacking merchant ships.

The same Saudis that are part of a coalition pulled together to help Yemen are the same Saudis who hate Yemen. Makes sense.

Okay this one made me laugh