Dazzler

Is it too soon to say he reminds me of one of these bad boys from a 90s butlins gift shop?

And south hylton metro station is demolished and replaced with a massive mosque / gay and lass stoning station.

Let's not get carried away but.....

Paid for their new trains under the condition that all metro and bus stop signage is changed to black and white.

Kylo Ren with his home made lightsaber that didn't work properly . I think he worked as a gen z antagonist, in that his main power was that he was a fucking whinging bastard.

He's still saying second half of the year when pressed at PMQ's. Technically that's any day after the 30th June so doesn't really clear anything up, which is standard Sunak.

The lad saying N-O having a mackem thread with 800+ pages proves how obsessed the mags are with them was a belter for me, as was the one sane mackem in the thread pointing out that it was set up years ago, and 800 pages isn't that much over that time frame. I wonder how many collective pages dedicated to the mighty mags they've parsnipped over the years. Bet it eclipses 800 pages Getting mad at a sign is hilarious though, it's been a while since I went on a metro but once upon a time the metro signs for stops were in red font so I wonder when nexus changed their allegiances .

There were rumours they were in for Howe and he knocked them back because we're fucking massive. Also, I think they wanted Tuchel to stay (again from random rumours), but he was after getting his massive forehead clean out of dodge.

Put the remaining tories on a small boat with a slow puncture and push them out into the channel. Give them some trumpets and violins they can play as they slowly sink into the water

This gadgy needs to understand that all of those things are set up because the takes on RTG are so bat shit insane that they have to be shared across multiple platforms so that they can be mocked on a scale that their insanity deserves. It's not just toon fans that tear RTG to shreds. It's a national laughing stock.

Or if someone snaps the twerps neck first.

Yeah, pretty much. All of the 'work' they've done (really the bank of England is the real cause of inflation decreases) will be undone in an instant and labour will begin with their government trying to repair that damage all the while the tories will pull the "what are you doing about the economy?" card.

We got a canny wedge for him off the saudis, maybe miggy needs MORE bandages and gucci headbands.

Hunt was on bbc breakfast this morning and they posed the question of further NI cuts before the election despite the experts (maybe BoE) saying that would be catastrophic. He was non-committal until the presenter literally screamed "YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT AREN'T YOU?!" at him, and he more or less confirmed it. So effectively, they are going to try and fuck the economy intentionally prior to the election so that labour are hamstrung trying to pick up the pieces. It's insane.

He's sat getting full pay to NOT do his job for two years. I'd say he's having a fucking great time tbh. Ratcliffe on the other hand....

I mean for a man tasked with handling multi-million pound contracts you'd think he'd at least have some working knowledge of contract law.

Dan Ashworth 'to argue he was SACKED by Newcastle' as he looks to force move to Man United... with arbitration hearing over his future to begin later this month | Daily Mail Online Ashworth's defence is that he believes he was sacked because he wasn't asked to put his resignation in writing . Surely, whilst he's on gardening leave he still receives his monthly salary, and is yet to receive a P45 which would be sufficient evidence to prove he has not, in fact been sacked.

Have they played their weird burger king adverts yet for burger king that's not called burger king?

Tripp needs to check in with the missus every half hour to prove he’s not balls deep in Aussie clunge.

Bruno: Hello Senor Pep. Pep: I've just seen your post on twitter hinting at staying at Newcastle. We're willing to pay £100m for you in cash, and triple your wages, did you mean what you've alluded to? Bruno:

Episode two was the worst of the lot. It was literally Space PMQs for three hours (or was that Ep 1?) Was it three where Anakin goes beyond the boundaries of the dark side and kills a bunch of bairns? That was the only good one. I actually didn't mind the first of the new ones, it fell off rapidly though.