Dazzler

I've seen pretty much all of her interview with Morgan through clips now and she's every bit as mental as she was portrayed in the show. Even had the audacity to say any suggestions of a likeness between the actress and her were insulting as she she's much more attractive - despite looking like a blob fish. Any suggestion that "maybe" she's got a case of mistaken identity were evaporated when she started rabbiting on about her being a solicitor with a photographic memory - thus proving the character in the show was 100% definitely based on her. She's a fucking lunatic

Then when he ends up on loan at the mackems and winds up playing terribly at Everton or West Ham in five years (the standard trajectory for most man utd kids) we'll be reminded he once won young player of the season every time he touches the ball despite him ballooning it all over the place.

All because "email traffic" dropped by 20% when one of his other companies tried a WfH Friday - which in is mind means they were being less productive and not, you know, too busy fucking working to read and reply to absolute bullshit emails Tenner says the real reason is that if all the staff are working from home he can't nonce after the attractive, young assistants he's employed. Typical billionaire.

Lucky for her he's been asleep this entire trial so far so she'll avoid his vitriol on his daft shite social media platform

Isak was nominated for both I think, Gordon for none.

Then Isak doesn't count as he's 24

Gordon is too old for young player of the season, but Isak who is two years older than him gets nominated for that one too is the level of incompetence I expect from the PL tbh.

Van Dijk has no business being in there other than they HAD to have a Liverpool player in the list to keep the sponsors happy No Gordon too? Bullshit list IMO

Was he not sporting directors of clubs outside of 777 first though? I may be wrong like.

He's a fucking animal that bloke like - insane that anyone over there supports him. He once said he was more sexually attracted to his daughter (when she was a teenager) than his wife. Apparently, he was constantly leering at her when he was the president too, and his chief of staff had to remind him that she was his daughter When he's dead I wouldn't be surprised if she comes out and tells the world he'd been abusing her since she was a kid.

He's a good mate of Nagelsmann from a quick google search so there is every chance that if we appoint him then we will endlessly be linked with him as a result. Not sure how much he's been involved with the owld fraud at 777 in his current role.

Are you the zodiac killer? I recognise that coded language.

He's 3'6. He's always down.

'bike nonce' is a very scouse thing to say for twats on bikes iyam - If he'd just left it at bike nonce he'd have been fine. But he thought he'd be funny and take it further to get a few extra likes from the losers that follow him and it's bitten him on the arse. His defence will be that 'bike nonce' doesn't mean what is being said. But he won't be able to defend "ring 999 if Vine is outside a school on his bike" or asking if Vine went for tandem bike rides with rolf harris. The dumb cunt was begging to be sued.

No one ever accused them of being intelligent tbf - Despite Barton's Harvard college philosophy professor phase after he read a Chomsky book:

The little meff is fucking skint already . The fact he is 'standing against defamation' over a tweet Vine posted asking if Barton maybe has a brain injury (an easy one to defend, given all the CTE conversations over the past few years), yet doesn't want to accept responsibility for repeatedly calling Vine a paedophile - "Ring 999 if he cycles past your kids primary school" etc (impossible to defend, the dopey scouse cunt) and accusing Aluko's dad of accepting 'dodgy money' to fund her education and lifestyle (completely baseless), is fucking hilarious to me since I can see how badly it's going to end for him. What is the betting that every penny of those raised funds came from sweaty, white virgins?

Their results have been solid, and kept them largely out of the shit for much of the season. Plus their football is pretty nice to watch too. I wouldn't be surprised to see him at a bigger club in the near future, maybe he'll be the next failure at spurs when their fans hound out big ange.

Newcastle secure agreement with Lloyd Kelly regarding a free transfer (caughtoffside.com) According to footmercato we've agreed a deal with Kelly to sign for free in the summer.

"Ah fuckin' na it's yee, Voldermort. Fool iz twice an aal that yi little bald daft cunt"

Jeremy Vine is suing him for repeatedly calling him a nonce, and Aluko is suing him for making up shit about her family. Basically, he's fucked and we'll get to see him play to the gallery of white incels who hang out the back of him on gb news very soon.

FYP

Keegan in blackface. He’s pissed off the women and now he’s trying to get properly cancelled.