Dazzler

Martin McDonagh's other films weren't getting enough attention for me. He's done more mint films than just In Bruges and I couldn't find a decent enough Three Billboards gif.

It's a Wickes but someone has poured a 20 crate of Stella into a plant pot and stuck a hose in it so now it's a gastro pub in Sunderland.

2-0 krafth and Dummett to get a brace apiece

The "model". Mackems at work always do finger quotations when talking about it, as even they think it's a load of bollocks and their owners are just making it up as they go.

I make a canny turkey - the wife was never a fan until I started making the dinner. Normally, I'm half a bottle of whiskey down by the time I serve it up though so I have no real idea on whether she's right or not as by then everything is consumed merely to stop me spewing my rim.

He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

I'd like a bit of whatever he's smoking - in a fair contest, with our full squad we'd knock 3 or 4 past them, the daft cunt. Also, who the fuck is talking about Eddie's position, other than wondering if he can still do a job in defence should our injuries worsen further?

If Gordon is even fit to play, since he's currently registered as a doubt. Which I know in the world of Eddie Howe, means fuck all, but still.

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Na fuck that - I'd definitely take him, but not until the points have come off. Fuck them they're a horrible club with awful fans and shit fireworks. I want our three points back!

Aye, dragged away by his mam and Granda to live with some weird cult. It's fucking mental. I was even more shocked to find out his Granda was a solid yet unspectacular defensive midfielder for us back in the King Kev days though.

Most things that have been smoked, particularly smoked fish can fuck right off. Smokey bacon in a sarnie because "it's all I've got in" - fuck off - Smokey bacon wrapped around a larger joint of meat can stay. Tinned/jarred hot dogs. Crab sticks. Mussels Sushi All the above can get fucked.

How long has Arteta lived in England now? I reckon almost half of his life. He lived in Liverpool for six years, therefore I refuse to believe he doesn't have full comprehension of the word "disgrace"

Any day someone paraphrases In Bruges is a good day 10-0 - Gordon with all 12 of them.

How much of our away form is down to the fatigue and injuries? It's a lot different playing in an environment where there are thousands of people against you as opposed to cheering you on. Adrenaline is a fucking mental thing. We haven't even been that shit away from home other than the last few weeks. City away - held them to a goal, how many teams will do that? Not many. Battered Man Utd at old trafford Battered Sheff Utd when the other "big" teams were struggling to put many past them. Milan - Held them to a draw. PSG - Robbed. Wolves and West Ham - Draws but these are both teams in decent form and very hard to beat, so draws are good results IMO. Brighton - Dog shit - our worst performance this season all things considered. The recent ones are down to the same players playing almost every minute of every game, coupled with it being away from home. Plus we've been away from home a lot lately it feels, that doesn't help. Once we have a bench of legit squad players back in the fold our form will absolutely improve. If it doesn't, I have a load of pitch forks and tiki torches I can sell you. I'll set up a little stand outside the training ground and make a fucking fortune.

Tonali is doing really well since his suspension finished.

Isak for Gordon by the sounds of it.

The nonchalance. The audacity of it. Beautiful.

I'm sure the carpets of your caravan/permanent abode will love them

This one made me want to lift my spirit....from my body