Dazzler

Far too early to be that optimistic about him IMO. Antony bossed the Dutch league, and the only thing he's battered since arriving in blighty is his missus.

One thing I like about the kid is that he seems to be willing to put the work in to be better, and also sees the areas he's got to improve in. Based solely on this quote from him:

I wonder which leg they want to buy...

The party of the past is correct in the sense that it was over a decade ago that they were last in power .. You have to love his optimism around the election though, it will make his utter destruction even sweeter when it (absolutely 100%) happens.

I’ve just caught a clip of that. “Labour has no plans for our borders” etc despite the fact Starmer was in Dover last week and literally said what his plans for the borders were He’s not even trying anymore, like a blind old dog shitting on the settee rather than trying to at least pretend he’s trying to find the back door. It’s time for Sunak to go and “live on a farm”.

LTA waiting for someone to name drop Mbappe so she do the when harry met sally gif.

4-0 by half time. Ten Slag to have a cardiac issue and black out, Rashford to tea bag him and draw a massive cock on his forehead before any paramedics can get near him.

Love, actually.

too many peoples ✅

They've won two games he's been a part of and five where he hasn't. I'm not here to say he's the reason for their downfall, because the stats do that for me.

About time!! 8-0 Callum Wilson to score 3 and burst both tits ruling him out for several lifetimes.

'zombie paintballing' ✅

The one time I actually did one and it got deleted because some bastard was 30 seconds quicker than me and the last two weeks we've been let down by both @PaddockLad and @wykikitoon. Shameful, it really is.

That one lad making out that we've been slagging off the concerts at the SOL as if we didn't have a massive private bus service on for Coldplay years ago because the metros were on strike. Or as if there wasn't a tonne of geordies at the concerts for Rihanna or Beyonce the absolute helmet but of course they were entirely supportive of both the ACDC and Sam Fender concerts at SJP because they are not petty like we are.

"Bring in Seaman an' let me ah've a blarst at 'im, rarva than some muggy dinosaur cahnt" Fancy being raging that little kids get to score a pen at the stadium and you (a middle aged man) don't

He also had a hand in the F.E.A.R game series too I believe, which were all pretty good games.

They can have Murphy for a small fee of around 85-100m

It's been a long week. Fuck off

In fairness, they are all tik tok clips and none of which have any connection to morgan, but it is pure car crash telly in the best possible way. She's a complete basket case, to a point that she makes morgan look like a balanced journalist who's just trying to steer the interview back on course the whole time. Plus whenever he's talking she makes "old lady eating toffee" noises and it's fucking hilarious. I'm hoping it leads to a publicly filmed court case as I've been missing that sort of shit since the Johnny Depp stuff last year

The fact that you've asked this question instead of simply posting some kind of breaking news on the DOF search would suggest that there is a fuck all in the news worth talking about I hope we appoint the 777 bloke and he turns us into a global powerhouse at the same time as the actual 777 takes over Everton and turns their new stadium into student flats.