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Also, the mockery of our free scarves. The fans were rightly joyous with their free gift and they laughed at them. Why? Because 1) they weren't made with recycled Christmas decorations and 2) they didn't even mention remembrance day - because Saudi blood money or something.

Well obviously. It's to assisst Ten Slags decide which players to start because they have injuries, or some shit, I don't know, I'm not an expert.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/yann-mvila.1609420/page-25 Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Step forward Ser Yannith M'Vila. The 33 year old who's been shit for just about the entirety of his career. Save their midfield. You can do it.

Hanging from his wardrobe. It remains to be seen if this is due to the result of the match or a Carradine situation.

Carragher was touting him for Liverpool after we played them the minging cunt can fuck off, he's ours.

In fairness to the mackems on RTG, they've all roundly mugged him off, but still....

My great grandfather was probably gassed in WW1 too and he didn't do it so a beta Scouse rat could cry like a little girl (ironic, eh) about some lasses talking about a sport he was nothing more than okay at. Pretty sure most of the men who gave their lives in both wars did so in the name of freedom which would go against the attempt at censorship this tit is trying too hard to force

Too bad we'll never find out, as a) they won't be promoted and b) even if they were promoted we'd destroy them at SJP

Someone needs to gif the moment he shagged the air at some middle aged wife in the away end after winning a tackle.

"You'll dee for me bonny lad"

The way their players just bounced off big Joe today was hilarious. Shame he went off with another injury, he was collosal until he was subbed.

At least he owned up to his mistake TBF

I thought that Ballard was tidy in the first half, OG aside in fairness to him. He was the only player in their team that I thought looked like he could cut it in the Prem. He was absolute dog shit second half though and I changed my mind. Also, what is it about the mackems that seems to encourage proper podgy goalies? That Pickford mk 2 looks like he cleared the pies out the kiosks before kick off.

I mean it was no Christmas tinsel flags tbf

"Triggered"

I'm still suffering from the apathy of the last several derbies, personally. I'm so used to us getting beat in them that I don't care anymore even when our reserves should be more than a match for them. I'm planning on staying sober, though that plan may change should we go a goal down

"Says it like it is" If like it is is batshit insane, and factually incorrect. All I know about Trump is, if you drop him in water. That's the end of Trump.

Isn't it reset for the knockout stages anyways, and has been for pretty much ever?

He was probably just visiting his former neighbours to drop in the belated Christmas cards... In Ponteland.

An awful lot of talk about someone activating Bruno's release clause in Jan, namely PSG. Howe has said no in his presser, and he wants to keep him here but the rumours are we're secretly open to it as it'll allow us a lot more freedom to strengthen the squad.

"2. Empty flava packet and fill cup to half, what the fuck am aah, a fuckin' chemist? Giz the number for fuckin' Gormans man"

For anyone travelling down tomorrow, here's everything you's need to know in advance PS - I am yet to watch this video without ending up wheezing at the way the bloke says "horticultural oasis's"

Does it come with subtitles? I can't understand a word of what the host says over the sound of literally every speech impediment in known existence coming out of his mouth hole.

There are some fucking classics on here like: Song for the mags | Page 3 | RTG Sunderland Message Boards (readytogo.net), but my favourite is as follows: Homophobic language and libellous/slanderous rhetoric - Mental that they seem incapable of seeing that they are partaking in the very same behaviours that they seemingly hate the Saudis for.

He's right tbf - there is a huge difference between hoying a strop over a few signs in your hospitality suite and celebrating a cup final and champions league run. Nelford would be ironing his mams best tea towels ready to storm the stadium if a gulf state ever came in for Sunderland - but for now, he gets to pretend to be a righteous man.