Dazzler

The hair lineup at the back is spot on though, very medieval.

This fella gets it (kind of)

Casey is another Big Frank type IMO. Only he accidentally guessed something right once, got stuck on SSN and a bunch of podcasts and is now in way too deep. He's the Donnie Brasco of parody accounts.

I've been to 4th avenue for a tattoo tbf so I'm not about to slate them, as they are all canny tattoo artists up there. I'm putting this down to Miley insisting this is what he wanted, and it's ended up shite. There is only so much polish you can apply to a turd.

Na but someone at work has and has pretty much ruined it for me - so I know the ending. Said it's basically stupid people making increasingly stupid decisions that no person would ever make in real life

Na given rashfords form this season they still need to pay the £20m. Fair is fair.

Is this not to replace the 85% spending cap? If not then what is the fucking point, it doesn't level anything. "You can spend c£400m this year, but only if it's less than 85% of your revenue" is fucking mentally over complicated.

Surely that's the same for villa though, so a bit odd they'd vote against it. Unless they are so cock sure of themselves and think they'll be able to maintain top 4 form next year whilst getting bummed by celtic on Wednesday's

Late night with the devil. Wasn't a bad film, not perfect but interesting idea. Significantly better than immaculate which had the professor from money heist in it, but was still absolutely shite.

The spending cap has been voted in. man city, man utd and villa all voted against it and chelsea abstained. Fuck know what it all means but there's going to be a spending cap now.

I don't have a fanny and it still dried out seeing this.

Trending TRIPPIER Trending DOUBLE DENIM Trending DRY FANNY

Can we vote for her in the general election?

On the opening night of debates he labours in dragging one leg behind him, and his arm his hanging at his waist. He gets to the podium, his face is completely melted down one side. He says one thing, and one thing only...."and of course, the genocide", face plants the podium, strokes out on the floor, his wig falls off, has explosive diarrhoea and dies. In front of a global audience. It may not be the end he wanted, but it's the one he deserves.

Not the worst thing one of their "legends" have done to a teenager tbf

The only that could be improved is with a ".....and then he died" at the end.

You need big balls to be a success in the premier league, so this fella is fucked.

Sandro Tonali and Lewis Hall posing for the latest team photo, circa 1899. Both are said to be thrilled at joining Newcastle United Football Club.

Seems like a canny volleyball player though.

Aye, I hate when I walk through the streets in England that have no oxygen. Makes it really hard to be English.

I both hated and loved Materazzi as a kid. Absolute shit house of a player, would put in a two footer like this and then roll around the floor two minutes later because someone gently brushed by him. He was always the best panto villain in any match he played in