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Ian Beale confirmed as the latest knee sliding Nazi down the road.

Just be thankful I didn't set it up as it would have been CHE Vs NEW and I wouldn't have included any information because fuck yous, there's Google for that.

Thoughts and prayers for your brothers neighbour

They can fuck off.

Replaying the shadow of Mordor games. Got to love a game that has you chop limbs off orcs only to have them randomly ambush you hours later with metal prosthetics demanding revenge.

This is my favourite Bruno quote on Miley from a few weeks back.

"We had to offer them 15% but didn't have to let them have less than the amount we were mandated to offer them."

Neville was definitely the biggest critic like. Called it anti-football and went against the spirit of the game etc. But was noticeably quiet once we had Miggy, Perez and Rondon causing havoc for defences for 6 months. Never once gave him credit once he had us pushing teams more, when we had the players capable.

Tbf I think Silva had even less of a case to defend than Arteta. It was as clear a red as I've seen since Havertz didn't get one he should've (It's always Longstaff getting cleaved in twain the poor cunt). The fact he's trying to argue against it because Lascelles accidentally clattered their player a few minutes before is just the strawest of strawmen. At least you can sort of understand Arteta's argument, even if you don't agree with it. There was a lot going on there, even though the right decision was made in the end. That said, fuck that lego headed cunt and fuck SIlva too. Bad losers.

Their fans are leaking spunk over him tbf, but I haven't seen much to be massively impressed by in the odd games I have seen him play like.

You can't kick in the head of a mackem anyway. Concrete skulls, solid all the way through.

Martin McDonagh's other films weren't getting enough attention for me. He's done more mint films than just In Bruges and I couldn't find a decent enough Three Billboards gif.

It's a Wickes but someone has poured a 20 crate of Stella into a plant pot and stuck a hose in it so now it's a gastro pub in Sunderland.

2-0 krafth and Dummett to get a brace apiece

The "model". Mackems at work always do finger quotations when talking about it, as even they think it's a load of bollocks and their owners are just making it up as they go.

I make a canny turkey - the wife was never a fan until I started making the dinner. Normally, I'm half a bottle of whiskey down by the time I serve it up though so I have no real idea on whether she's right or not as by then everything is consumed merely to stop me spewing my rim.

He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

I'd like a bit of whatever he's smoking - in a fair contest, with our full squad we'd knock 3 or 4 past them, the daft cunt. Also, who the fuck is talking about Eddie's position, other than wondering if he can still do a job in defence should our injuries worsen further?

If Gordon is even fit to play, since he's currently registered as a doubt. Which I know in the world of Eddie Howe, means fuck all, but still.

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