Dazzler

Who the fuck is NUEG?

Go out on a fear and loathing style road trip, I like it.

Just checked and he's said they aren't anymore (as of March this year) as he'd started his pro licence course.

Just the one penis. Three balls though, but I think that's normal.

Yes. Yes you are. 3 nipples and two cleavages > 2 nips and one cleavage. Two fannies over one though, now there's a debate.

Definitely - Palace in particular I'd think - Forest should be safe from relegation as the bottom three currently are awful, but the same may not be true next season. I'd even hazard a guess the West Ham fans will eventually turn on Moyes because the football isn't easy enough on the eye for them (like they did with fat Sam) and that would be far more attractive than Sunderland. There are some half decent, young managers in the championship/league one at the minute that would be a good fit for them that they could realistically poach that could work within their imaginary model, but somehow Still is who they are harping on about and it just doesn't seem realistic to me. It's the equivalent of us saying we'd pie off Howe and thinking we could easily bring someone like Simeone in. I hope it's Heckinbottom though, mind you. That would be the best outcome for us - we could do with another 8-0 win on the road to get our confidence back

Aye, he could be being straight up or he could mean that he's still getting his kit on and will be out shortly.

We're all bad parents doing the best we can! My dad let me watch Total Recall as a young kid which was a gore fest, and had a woman in it with three tits and I turned out fine, okay not fine, but okay - well not okay either tbh, but in short I'm a shit dad. What were we talking about again?

Aye McCoist is great. Of all the current commentators and pundits he's my favourite. He never takes favourites, and basically passes on the information of what he's seeing in a way that any normal fan of the game would. I think Neville is the better of Sky pundit/commentators as he can put his personal feelings aside and talk about what he's witnessing. Carragher is the complete opposite. However, I do like those two together in the studio. Keane is a fucking dickhead, but it's funny watching his outbursts whenever he's on pundit duties for Man Utd, plus him and Micah Richards have been an interesting pairing as Richards is clearly a wind up merchant, and loves to get under Keane's skin during games.

That makes sense but considering not many go out without leaving much to benefit from I think for the majority this would come down to their own decision, and whether they are of sound mind to make it. I think if a millionaire/billionaire gets a terminal illness and wishes to use the service they'd just fuck off to Switzerland to do it anyway. However, for those middlest of classes caught in between the have a lots and the have nots, a bit of due diligence from the doctors wouldn't go amiss.

I thought Burn was out until late Jan with Murphy? It was the rest that were due back by the end of December. I hope the rumours are true like, we desperately need him back in the squad. I was thinking the other day that Longstaff and Wilson were sort of surprises at the weekend, so I wouldn't be as surprised to see Barnes and Botman on the bench for Milan, since they were the two we've been told are closest to coming back. I'm going to wank myself into a coma the day I see a squad list that doesn't include multiple goalies on the bench.

We can only take three players on loan, I believe - I think the max is 4 and we already have Hall (though I think a mandatory future transfer may change that). Three or four should be enough, but it would be nice to get in some actual transfers that will be here beyond the end of the season.

Sorry to hear this about your dad, no-one should ever have to suffer like that. Initially I thought maybe it's the Royal family and the fact that they are a bunch of bible bashing fucktards, who'd put pressure on government to prevent this sort of thing. However, if it's practised down under then I'm probably wrong in that, so can't understand why it isn't something we do here. Surely, it's a bit of a win win for the NHS, and the people who wish to use the service. The burden on the NHS in terms of treatments, and number of long term patients would reduce, as would waiting lists etc - and the people with terminal illness can go out on their own terms, peacefully, without pain and without prolonging the misery for them and their families.

"I'd like you to use ALL of Roger's Profanisaurus in a sentence" Stelrad: "Nee bosh"

We have plenty of saleable assets - the problem is they are all vital to how we play, the squad dynamic and the relationship with the fans. Plus it's January so everyone will be inflating prices, so we'd end up selling a player and replacing them like for like rather than getting £100m for say Bruno and bringing in 3 players with that money. Not to mention Howe would be on the steps of SJP calming the tiki torch mob that turned up still angry that KK sold Andy Cole 30 years ago. What we need is for the club to magic up a tonne of arms length commercial deals with PIF companies in the next 2-3 weeks and then we can fuck the league up and their shitty little rule book.

My last season ticket was in the platinum club (it was my brothers, who decided to boycott Ashley a lot sooner than me! ) so I always had a nice warm bar to go and stand in, and the queues for the bogs were a bit smaller so I'd always manage to get a quick piss in and then a pint. On occasion I'd see the tail end of some fat cunt tripping over his own feet and the bloke on the mic offering commiserations. I'd rather have witnessed a stoning tbh.

They also think they are getting Will Still from Reims. Stranger things have happened but I can't see how a young manager, who's exceeding expectations in the French league would suddenly up sticks (along with his backroom staff) and move to Sunderland. His stock has never been higher and if he keeps going surely a mid-table premier league club is surely going to come calling in the next 6-12 months.

According to RTG Beheddie kicks off half time by casting the first stone at a gay lady buried up to her neck in the centre circle. The flags for the pre-match waving are wrapped around a rock so each person in attendance can have a go. Also, because Saudi is a dry country, there is no alcohol in the ground, as well as no bacon, and you have to swear allegiance to MBS. Though the pre-match flag display will say Khashoggi was besties with Bin Laden and "deserved it". It sounds like a rip-roaring time. (Bringing of child brides is optional). However, in the real world (and times may have changed since I last went) they get a handful of club footed chubbers to do kick ups for a rubbish prize or some shit I don't know, I'm not an expert.

It would have been interesting watching some flip flop on Sunday. Starting off waving their wangers around in the sausage thread only to shit the bed and move over the to the dark cloud thread at half time.

Aye, John Motson had no business in the industry, the fucking fraud. It's such a ridiculous argument, that has no need to be had. If someone knows their shit, then it makes no difference if they are man, woman, non-binary or a piece of sentient furniture. Clubs should also cease fan forums immediately as fans have no business commenting on football. It should also be illegal to have fan channels on YT, to the gallows with Arsenal Fan TV and that specky knob who support Man Utd. Adam Pearson can get strung up too.

Not in broad daylight at least.