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Four men on the titanic when it hits the iceberg. Waiter: We need to get to the lifeboats. Teacher: We need to save the kids. Lawyer: Fuck those kids. Priest: Do you think we have time?

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At least she got a photo with the demon headmaster and the turtle from finding nemo.

It's sat on a (dry) floating car park tbf

The checky got tased and thrown in the luggage compartment after this photo though.

That has already been attempted by Johnson and was comprehensively debunked as bullshit though. On top of that the tories tried to bully the BBC into not referring to it as a false accusation, which the beeb ignored - which made them look even more stupid. No doubt they will try and dredge it back up in a final act of desperation but I doubt it's going to have any impact whatsoever.

He hasn't been married to a lot of his baby providers tbf. There are a lot of floppy haired cunts throughout our education system, and even more in various hazardous waste bins throughout the NHS

Owld Lizzie seemingly loves getting her kegs off, didn't she ruin the marriage of another MP by riding him too? The most surprising thing about this list is how unsurprising it is.

Fucking hell, imagine having a Supermarket propping your club up financially with rent etc and quite literally propping up one of your stands

Is that actually attached to their stadium?

Needs more Alex Brooker. 6/10.

Thank fuck we're a supermarket then, eh?

"Yee takin' the piss, like?"

It's a common fucking saying, don't be such a pedant

Will they at least serve mead on the tall ships?

Improved.. fucking improved IMO.

I wasn't tbf, I had us drawing a handful of our remaining games in line with our performances over the past two seasons against bastard low block teams. I still had us 6th.

I'd take Conference League tbf, I think we'd probably win that one and still be able to heavily rotate since we'd effectively be battering olive farmers and snow shovellers (or whatever semi-pro Eastern Europeans do for work). However, I don't think Isak or Bruno would be quite so keen to stick around, and it's not as if they aren't going to have a shit tonne of suitors who qualify for the CL.

Tu me Tu you?

Maybe that's the work they're really doing to the Tyne Bridge that's currently fucking my commute up.

I can at least take comfort in the fact that I was born a solid 18 years after the moon landing so I'm not that 'old', but I sadly remember when wannabe came out and the spice girls rose to prominence.

2-1 to the mighty genocide committing mags. Dubravka to score directly from a goal kick.