Dazzler

Why do we seem intent on passing them the ball back on the edge of our own box?

Something about that albino bastard for them boils my piss, I don’t know what it is. Is that a hate crime?

I mean I meant the autograph was inside the frame, but she's probably got his face tattooed above her chuff an'arl.

A trophy is a trophy IMO. We'd piss the early parts of the conference league could comfortably rotate the squad to make sure we're not running our top players into the ground again. Plus, it will be hilarious to see the mackems call it tin pot if we win it even though they'd mott their sisters (rather than going in dry, like normal) just to have the opportunity to take part in the competition.

Nah he impregnated both. The blonde is now the unwed mother of a horrendous looking child. The brunette has a coat hanger in a fancy frame with Johnson's autograph on her mantle piece.

Everton or Villa is my guess like just looking at their lineups from the weekend.

Even just looking at the picture (ignoring the dodgy lines), what advantage does the Coventry player have? He looks completely stationary he's facing the wrong way and leaning towards the ball - so not really ready to sprint at all. The man utd player on the other hand is already positioned perfectly to get back, and already running, which gives him the advantage. Then the dodgy lines suggest he was never offside anyway.

I don’t see the point in negotiations if you’re that far apart tbh. Ratcliffe is bat shit insane if he thinks he’ll big time us, didn’t we pay more than £2m to get him from Brighton?

“Spunder Ven”

Imagine calling someone a whopper on the internet and paying for twitter at the same time

No

He's just a bloke who lives in the middle east from what I know. I am sure he's part of the Wraith social media love in.

Aye she’s pure filth ever since she hit her golden years. Getting her back blown out by numerous younger lads. She needs to just be honest about the surgery though, no one is buying it, she went from flat arsed and chested to Kardashian as soon as she hit her 50s

Fucking hell, is he even 5 foot? I’m short, but feel like I’d tower over him

If the decision goes against the home team the final image is Vorders in the 80s before her tit and arse implants. Got to end on a low point so the decision seems more trivial.

Big frank had a name change?

They look fuck all alike other than the visiting the same Turkish barbers. Anderson has that ratty face all scousers (literally all of them, Gerrard, Barton, McManaman et al) have, he must have scouse relatives, there’s no other explanation.

Must be a canny big seat.

Harvey Barnes isn’t 21 is he? I’m pretty sure they’ve just taken this photo and put the concept strip over it:

Aren’t most United teams a weird case of merging a cricket club with a footy team, so actually we’re the odd one out (despite ours making by far the most sense)

At least you can count on the weather

Mackems have an A in there, which I presume is for Association, but they tell everyone is for Athletic because they are such good marras with Bilbao.

What the fuck has happened to his arms?

In six months: